maskreant: (pic#11493057)
the akira kurusu experience ([personal profile] maskreant) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-11-12 03:19 pm

1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

Akira Kurusu shared a photo.
11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it.

i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.
[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items.
]
lecturehall: (pic#10504260)

[personal profile] lecturehall 2017-11-12 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
i thought sena stole that pair...

[huh]
lecturehall: (pic#11490977)

[personal profile] lecturehall 2017-11-13 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
How was he able to gather so many that

[wait. No. There's more than just his socks in there.]

oh no

[private from here on out]

if i tell you which underwear is mine will you swear to tell no one
lecturehall: (reopicv)

permaprivate

[personal profile] lecturehall 2017-11-13 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
I think permission has long since stopped being a factor.

[since. you know. your cat STOLE IT from sena's apartment/keito's dorm room. take your pick.]

the lace ones. they're pink

[he's so embarrassed and yes, he is referring to this very nsfw link]
adoringpast: (blob)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2017-11-13 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
no i stole the other one

[ ... ]

do you want it back or

[ dON'T BRING THIS UP IN A PUBLIC POST?! ]
adoringpast: (we're plastic but we still have fun!)

Re: not here

[personal profile] adoringpast 2017-11-13 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is how exes cope, akiyan

take notes ]
lecturehall: (kei037)

[personal profile] lecturehall 2017-11-13 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Have you soiled it?

[what the fuck keito]
adoringpast: (notice something?)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2017-11-13 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
what
no
i washed it


[ what the fuck izumi ]
lecturehall: (OPGKCX)

[personal profile] lecturehall 2017-11-13 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Wait yo

you actually wore my underwear

Sena.
adoringpast: (leather and jeans)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2017-11-13 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT NO i did not
god
how can i wear something like that in public
lecturehall: (pic#10641103)

[personal profile] lecturehall 2017-11-13 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Easily. You're not a virgin anymore, Sena. Stop acting like one.
adoringpast: (this bitch)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2017-11-13 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
whatever
just bc it looks better on me than on you


[ are they really going there ]
lecturehall: (VXCPSOIGREA)

[personal profile] lecturehall 2017-11-13 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Don't make me humiliate you in public, Sena.
adoringpast: (side glance)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2017-11-13 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
fine
jeez
im returning them tomorrow
lecturehall: (and now here i am)

[personal profile] lecturehall 2017-11-13 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. Make sure they're dry-cleaned.