1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[maskreant]

Silver is Silver and Gold matches him now.

i've never stolen underwear, Goro. thank you for your support. you're such a great boyfriend. i'll happily visit you in ten years.

since you're coming over, you can help me with washing all of these.

[twostringsonebow]

Make sure to write and make friends with the people around you, Akira. Bonds are the only thing that'll help a cute young man like yourself survive behind the uncaring walls of jail.

And... I do have something to give you, so I can come be your moral support as you take the burden of responsibility for your pet's actions. At least for a little while.

[maskreant]

wow. even behind bars you're hitting on me. how low can you go?

this gift better be the promise of bailing me out. what is it?

[twostringsonebow]

Please. It's fact that you're cute, and what boyfriend wouldn't flirt with his loved one even behind bars?

Also: Secret.

[... like he does not know if Akira will like his gift that he has been holding on for like, almost two months now, but he has already said it and now he cannot take it back.]

[maskreant]

one with tact, maybe? i don't know.

you're killing me.

[ ISN'T THAT FUNNY, but he meant curiosity killing the cat. He'll wait, of course. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[The second bit relinquishes any follow up he might've had, even if he knows it's not the way Akira meant it in the least, but yes. He will come over. Fidgeting with his scarf mostly before letting himself in, what is the state of things.

... Please let there be no socks or underwear being brought to him in greeting thanks.]

[maskreant]

[ Akira throws underwear at Goro's face.

Sorry, not sorry. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[........ WOW.

HE'S LEAVING.]

[maskreant]

[ IT'S SENA'S UNDERWEAR?? COME BACK

he loves you don't leave he committed a wrong he knows ]

[twostringsonebow]

[even better he can return it to sena.





But he'll peek back in, very warily. It's hard to stay annoyed at Akira sometimes. Sometimes.]

I can see you're feeling better. Were you really just waiting to do that?

[maskreant]

[ Wow... a true thief? Akira hasn't even washed it yet.

He does have this sorry expression on, though. Goro gets to see it for once. ]

I guess. I even picked out Sena's underwear for it.

[twostringsonebow]

[... And this is one of those times, good lord. Goro manages to look peeved for a second more before it softens and he sighs, shaking his head.]

What am I going to do with you... You could've at least used mine, you know. That would have been nice.

[Whatever, have it back. He'll come in more properly and unwind his scarf, one of his jacket pockets clearly holding something in it. Box shaped.]

Where's your little thief at?

[maskreant]

I thought you would rather prefer someone else's underwear than your own?

[ He doesn't know and shrugs... Akira eyes the box-shaped gift that calls to him, but he should show where the little prince has gone. ]

Come with me.

[ He leads Goro to the guest room and drops to the floor to look under the bed. If he follows suit, then he'll find Morrigan lying there with a squint in his eyes. The cat is obviously sulking.

When he sees Akira, HE TURNS AROUND TO NOT LOOK AT HIM. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[NO??? Of course he wants his own underwear. Why is that a question.

OH DEAR... Morrigan...... Goro'll reach under to try and gently pet him. If not, then gently tapping the floor to get his attention works too.]

You've really saddened him. Truly hurt his feelings. I don't think I've ever seen him like this before.

[maskreant]

[ Morrigan is far too deep into the back of the bed, in the corner, that he can't be reached, but his ears do flicker when he hears the tap of the floor. ]

I haven't, either... It's been a roller coaster for us, lately.

[ FIRST UNDERWEAR, THEN THIS? ]

He had good intentions, but he still did a bad thing.

[twostringsonebow]

How do you handle something like that..?

[Thank them, let them know it's appreciated, but that's not how to do things? Goro'll keep tapping along the floor, but if Morrigan stays where he is Goro'll sit back with a hum.]

It really is like you have a son. Do you think we should let him sit it off with some food and water nearby, or coax him out with something?

[maskreant]

... He'll come out when he feels better.

[ That's all Akira can really say—in the end, it isn't wise to try to pull a cat out when they want to be alone. When Morrigan is ready to come back, he will.

Persona 5 plot right here ]

When he comes out, we can shower him with love and affection.

[ Sounds easy, right?! ]

[twostringsonebow]

[... Well, Akira knows best.]

I'll remember that when dealing with you, too. And my own cats of course.

[EVEN IF... BELLE ACTS MORE LIKE A DOG.]

[maskreant]

... Excuse me?

[ He playfully squints at Goro even though it's very much true that he would probably prefer to be handled like that.

It isn't the Point. ]

[twostringsonebow]

You heard me. I won't suffocate you when you're sulking about, I'll let you come back around just like Morrigan.

[Watch out, Akira. He's scooting closer with a glint in his eyes.]

But when you're in a better mood...

[He'll smother him!!! In tickles. Die.]

[maskreant]

[ Akira is too sluggish after a week of being sick to notice any ill will in these little scoots. He only blinks curiously, but also confused. About to open his mouth, it shuts instantly when he feels those fingertips dig into his sides.

STOP

HE KICKS HIM ]

[twostringsonebow]

[WHEEZE

OW

OH MY GOD]

You kicked me!

[like he absolutely didn't deserve it. sneaky fucker.]

[maskreant]

I... Well...! I was surprised, so I just...

[ .............. ]

You deserved it.

[ He knows better than to feel bad about it. ]

[twostringsonebow]

I'm keeping my love and affection to myself.

[He won't, in the end, he is far too weak to Akira to properly doghouse him, but he can say so.]

[maskreant]

[ !!!!! You think he cares!!! ]

That’s cruel.

[ He just wants to make sure Goro knows. ]