pretend i posted this on 11/16, i'm just impatient

[frostythehitman]

hey retrospec
i got another message for you this time


[ He switches over to a video that shows him holding his phone at a selfie angle. There's a whirring noise and slowly, an arm rises into sight. When it comes to the highest angle possible, the whirring stops. ]



[ And then the whirring starts up again as the hand does a full 360-degree rotation. Once it completes, James just says: "Fuck you." ]

if anyone knows retrospec's mailing address lmk
because i got a ton of medical bills from this thing for them to pay off
or maybe i'll just send it to them through their mailbox again

Comments

[frostythehitman]

my hair is beautiful and you're just jealous the army won't let you have it this long

[activatingcombatmode]

There's long and then there's so long you can barely see what you're doing and getting it in your food long

like yours, bud

[frostythehitman]

i can see well enough to type on this tiny phone screen just fine can't i

[ he pointedly does not address the point about food. ]

[activatingcombatmode]

[HMMMHM.]

How do I know if you're not just using voice to text and letting your sweet new robot hand do all the texting

[frostythehitman]

because voice to text always capitalizes everything and censors me any time i say a swear word
and also the hand doesn't work on touch screens

[ HE'S TRIED IT ALL ALREADY, ZACK ]

[activatingcombatmode]

well damn
It's 2017 and we can get robot hands that can use touch screens what is this

alright, but still. why so much hair

[are you a man-bun dude]

[frostythehitman]

because it looks cool
and i can headbang with it
and because i can
you got a problem with it

[activatingcombatmode]

dude I'm just saying you probably look better with a clean cut instead of having a birds nest

[He's just giving you shit for the hell of it now.]

[frostythehitman]

it's not ABOUT looking good
it's about doing stuff on your own terms and not just because it's what you're supposed to

[activatingcombatmode]

man you're still in that weird rebellious phase

you do you bro

I'm glad you got a robot hand

[frostythehitman]

who said it was just a phase

[activatingcombatmode]

wanna make a bet if you still have that mane in ten years?

[frostythehitman]

i bet i'll still have it in 70 YEARS

[activatingcombatmode]

100 bucks says you'll lose it at 40

[frostythehitman]

make it 200 and you're on

[activatingcombatmode]

...
deal okay
you're on!

[frostythehitman]

AND you have to adjust the $200 for inflation
see you in 24 years with my $500+

[activatingcombatmode]

THE HELL MAN
I ALREADY SAID DEAL
you can't change the rules NOW

[frostythehitman]

i'm not i'm just clarifying
it's still $200

[activatingcombatmode]

you're full of bullshit sometimes
it's 200 flat we're not doing this with inflation

[frostythehitman]

then i'm not getting $200 out of this am i

[activatingcombatmode]

You'd still be getting 200 bucks in future money

if you even win the bet

[frostythehitman]

you STILL don't think i can keep it this long for that many years?
what am i ever gonna have to cut it for exactly
you tell me