pretend i posted this on 11/16, i'm just impatient

[frostythehitman]

hey retrospec
i got another message for you this time


[ He switches over to a video that shows him holding his phone at a selfie angle. There's a whirring noise and slowly, an arm rises into sight. When it comes to the highest angle possible, the whirring stops. ]



[ And then the whirring starts up again as the hand does a full 360-degree rotation. Once it completes, James just says: "Fuck you." ]

if anyone knows retrospec's mailing address lmk
because i got a ton of medical bills from this thing for them to pay off
or maybe i'll just send it to them through their mailbox again

Comments

[youraffection]

a+
i think that sums it up for the most of us tbh

[frostythehitman]

i learned how to rotate the wrist just for this

[usurpers]

you finally get it
it looks badass bucky

[buncho]

aw hell yeah! can you punch through concrete and everything with that?

[activatingcombatmode]

holy shit that's actually really cool?

But dude, get a haircut.

[He says this because he cares.]

[youraffection]

seems like a p good reason 2 me man
glad u got a hand now n everything
super blows for u music career tho

[frostythehitman]

god i wish
but this thing is a whole lot more fragile than it looks
i can probably lift a 30lb weight with it but probably not much else

[frostythehitman]

my hair is beautiful and you're just jealous the army won't let you have it this long

[buncho]

[ DISAPPOINTMENT ]

can it at least shoot lasers out of the fingertips

[frostythehitman]

hell yeah it does
this thing technically comes with like
a flesh glove
to make it look more human
but screw that this thing looks awesome

[frostythehitman]

nope
or if it does i never got trained on it

[buncho]

thats lame, i bet you can get that sort of stuff installed, or like crack open the arm and store snacks inside or something to make it useful

[frostythehitman]

[ wow, cutting right to the sensitive stuff, are we? ]

yeah
i can hold a guitar pick now but i can't actually play with it
so that's great

[frostythehitman]

the arm is where i have to store the battery
but i bet there's enough space in there for a bag of chips too

[buncho]

theres no external battery you can use to plug yourself in like a phone? that way you can stash two or three bags, especially if you pop the bags first and let the air out

[frostythehitman]

well i am supposed to recharge it via usb
so yeah i could use one of those external phone batteries if i wanted to
man i could probably fit four bags in there if i let the air out first

[buncho]

then do that! you can pad it full of tater tots or something so no one can hear the bags crinkle

[frostythehitman]

how much you wanna bet i can fit in there

[buncho]

bet you can fit fifty if you pack them in real good

[frostythehitman]

fifty bags of chips?!
no way
that's not even worth taking i already know i can't manage that

[buncho]

i meant the tots! tho you can prob manage 50 bags of chips too if you crumble them all up, you know they're 99% air anyways

[frostythehitman]

now 50 tots i can do
20 bucks
you win if i get 50 in there
i win if i get 50 + a bag of chips into it

[buncho]

deal. no one else is allowed to help you stuff your arm ok? ill see you tomorrow at lunch. bring 20 bucks

[frostythehitman]

you're on
don't forget your own 20 bucks
and just to make this more interesting
if i win you have to eat my arm tots

[buncho]

[ ew, that's gross???

... ]

if you win, i'll eat your arm tots AND your arm chips
but you wont