pretend i posted this on 11/16, i'm just impatient

[frostythehitman]

hey retrospec
i got another message for you this time


[ He switches over to a video that shows him holding his phone at a selfie angle. There's a whirring noise and slowly, an arm rises into sight. When it comes to the highest angle possible, the whirring stops. ]



[ And then the whirring starts up again as the hand does a full 360-degree rotation. Once it completes, James just says: "Fuck you." ]

if anyone knows retrospec's mailing address lmk
because i got a ton of medical bills from this thing for them to pay off
or maybe i'll just send it to them through their mailbox again

Comments

[frostythehitman]

well i am supposed to recharge it via usb
so yeah i could use one of those external phone batteries if i wanted to
man i could probably fit four bags in there if i let the air out first

[buncho]

then do that! you can pad it full of tater tots or something so no one can hear the bags crinkle

[frostythehitman]

how much you wanna bet i can fit in there

[buncho]

bet you can fit fifty if you pack them in real good

[frostythehitman]

fifty bags of chips?!
no way
that's not even worth taking i already know i can't manage that

[buncho]

i meant the tots! tho you can prob manage 50 bags of chips too if you crumble them all up, you know they're 99% air anyways

[frostythehitman]

now 50 tots i can do
20 bucks
you win if i get 50 in there
i win if i get 50 + a bag of chips into it

[buncho]

deal. no one else is allowed to help you stuff your arm ok? ill see you tomorrow at lunch. bring 20 bucks

[frostythehitman]

you're on
don't forget your own 20 bucks
and just to make this more interesting
if i win you have to eat my arm tots

[buncho]

[ ew, that's gross???

... ]

if you win, i'll eat your arm tots AND your arm chips
but you wont

[frostythehitman]

you're on