pretend i posted this on 11/16, i'm just impatient

[frostythehitman]

hey retrospec
i got another message for you this time


[ He switches over to a video that shows him holding his phone at a selfie angle. There's a whirring noise and slowly, an arm rises into sight. When it comes to the highest angle possible, the whirring stops. ]



[ And then the whirring starts up again as the hand does a full 360-degree rotation. Once it completes, James just says: "Fuck you." ]

if anyone knows retrospec's mailing address lmk
because i got a ton of medical bills from this thing for them to pay off
or maybe i'll just send it to them through their mailbox again

Comments

[livingdeadgirl]

yeah!! and doing that exorcist thing with your wrist, too
a regular hand can't do that!

[frostythehitman]

yeah just think of all the lightbulbs i can screw in now

[livingdeadgirl]

exactly you could start a business
"james barnes, handy-man
you could probably do this stuff on your own... but it's way cooler when i do it"

[frostythehitman]

[ GROOOAAAAAN. Don't think he didn't catch that pun! ]

i could probably even find a way to power the lightbulbs myself if i figure out how the battery in this arm works

[livingdeadgirl]

[NO REGERTS]

like the leg lamp from a christmas story
except its an arm

[separate message a moment later-]

i think past me had a friend with a robot arm 0_0

[frostythehitman]

huh
was it anywhere near as cool as mine

[livingdeadgirl]

im not sure?
probably not though

[frostythehitman]

good
right answer