pretend i posted this on 11/16, i'm just impatient

[frostythehitman]

hey retrospec
i got another message for you this time


[ He switches over to a video that shows him holding his phone at a selfie angle. There's a whirring noise and slowly, an arm rises into sight. When it comes to the highest angle possible, the whirring stops. ]



[ And then the whirring starts up again as the hand does a full 360-degree rotation. Once it completes, James just says: "Fuck you." ]

if anyone knows retrospec's mailing address lmk
because i got a ton of medical bills from this thing for them to pay off
or maybe i'll just send it to them through their mailbox again

Comments

[frostythehitman]

that WE pulled reality apart?
bullshit
did you do anything
because i definitely didn't do anything
i didn't have any problems with reality until retrospec dragged me into this crap
what makes you think you can trust some random sphinx anyway

[frisyr]

Hey, she's a really nice sphinx and she saved us from the creepy mad scientist guy!

[ It's ok James Emil has a crush on the sphinx ]

[frostythehitman]

being nice doesn't mean being good
the sphinx and the scientist could both be different types of evil

[frisyr]

Yeah but she's not like that

And she's waaay more helpful than america guy

[frostythehitman]

[ WHOA, LOW BLOW ]

hey
he's not actually like that
or he's not supposed to be
he isn't that way in anything i remember
that was a fluke

[frisyr]

Yeah sure you don't even know this guy and he calls you Bucky

[frostythehitman]

so what
you don't know him either
and that's my name

[frisyr]

Um

I thought your name was James

[ THIS IS VERY EMBARRASSING ]

[frostythehitman]

it's a nickname
i've been called bucky for as far back as i can remember