pretend i posted this on 11/16, i'm just impatient

[frostythehitman]

hey retrospec
i got another message for you this time


[ He switches over to a video that shows him holding his phone at a selfie angle. There's a whirring noise and slowly, an arm rises into sight. When it comes to the highest angle possible, the whirring stops. ]



[ And then the whirring starts up again as the hand does a full 360-degree rotation. Once it completes, James just says: "Fuck you." ]

if anyone knows retrospec's mailing address lmk
because i got a ton of medical bills from this thing for them to pay off
or maybe i'll just send it to them through their mailbox again

Comments

[youraffection]

ppl keep trying 2 convince me that joanne is the nice 1
maybe u can reach out 2 her directly?

[frostythehitman]

she's not THAT nice
i saved her from marrying a giant fish monster and she still chopped my arm off
or let them chop my arm off
whatever
not like it makes a difference

[youraffection]

a giant fish monster?

[frostythehitman]

yeah
like a three headed fish lizard monster type thing
idk it was underwater
and it was trying to marry joanne
that's what my team was doing in august
we were saving her from a crappy monster marriage and then she let them rip my arm off anyway
so much for a thank you

[youraffection]

wow
what the hell
thats messed up on a number of levels

[frostythehitman]

I KNOW
never should've trusted them even for a second
should've trashed everything in their stupid basement when i still had the chance

[youraffection]

hey u were trying 2 do what u thought was right!
no one can fault u 4 that
just uh
yeah
still doesnt fix what happened now anyway
im sorry dude
its MAJORLY unfair

[frostythehitman]

i didn't though
if i did what i thought was right i would've trashed all their computers
instead everyone told me i had to focus on ~the problem at hand~
and that ~we can come back to this later when everyone's safe~
and i believed them like some dumb idiot
yeah well i wouldn't exactly call retrospec still controlling our lives "safe"

[youraffection]

no
and tbh like
im starting 2 feel like theres not much we can do about it...

[frostythehitman]

there isn't
but like hell am i gonna just leave it at that
i'm gonna do SOMETHING
i'm gonna FIND something i can do
idk yet what or how
but i'm tired of just being their test subject

[youraffection]

i know man
i mean i havent had something like that taken from me
but i do remember getting stuck in some random ass forest hunted by giant lizard
then having 2 run around some tomb and dance with mummies and get weapons from a skeleton army and then escape that tomb 2 go 2 this house in the sky
and fight a dragon in a castle and not get fucking killed by a dead girl
like
what the fuck

[frostythehitman]

[ yeah that about matches the level of coherency he'd expect, based on his memories ]

you think they're making it up to screw with you?

[youraffection]

idk
like
i wouldnt have believed any of it happened if other ppl hadnt been there 2
but yea they have a cruel sense of humor

[frostythehitman]

other people are remembering the same weird crap?
who knows they could be screwing with all of you

[youraffection]

oh no dude it wasnt a memory
that was where we got sent
literally
2 all of that

[frostythehitman]

oh
that was your august huh
i still wouldn't be surprised if all of august was just some way to screw with us

[youraffection]

it sure was yea
it doesnt bode well that it sounds like someones memories tho

[frostythehitman]

i mean are you surprised
it probably wouldn't even be the weirdest thing someone's remembered

[youraffection]

no
i hate that i cant b surprised anymore
wtf is even happening