pretend i posted this on 11/16, i'm just impatient

[frostythehitman]

hey retrospec
i got another message for you this time


[ He switches over to a video that shows him holding his phone at a selfie angle. There's a whirring noise and slowly, an arm rises into sight. When it comes to the highest angle possible, the whirring stops. ]



[ And then the whirring starts up again as the hand does a full 360-degree rotation. Once it completes, James just says: "Fuck you." ]

if anyone knows retrospec's mailing address lmk
because i got a ton of medical bills from this thing for them to pay off
or maybe i'll just send it to them through their mailbox again

Comments

[frostythehitman]

they actively monitor any method we have of making them pay
the police filed paperwork on them for mailing me a body part and it just disappeared like it never even existed
go figure

[longwei2go]

Fucking wow
I wonder if they know I submitted my arm to CSI to check into
You know, make sure it wasn't a bomb, or try to find where it came from
No luck, as you can bet

[frostythehitman]

oh they definitely know
but they won't do anything about it unless csi tries pinning the blame on retrospec for whatever's in your arm

[longwei2go]

At this point they can't have it back even if they wanted it
Not unless they trade
Like for your arm or something
Seems fair

[frostythehitman]

you'd trade in your fancy retrospec arm for me to get back my regular arm?

[ IS HE READING THAT RIGHT???? ]

[longwei2go]

Well yeah
I haven't needed it for years

But don't get your hopes up
They might give yours back as-is

[frostythehitman]

i set mine on fire and chucked it back on them
i don't think i want it back now