pretend i posted this on 11/16, i'm just impatient

[frostythehitman]

hey retrospec
i got another message for you this time


[ He switches over to a video that shows him holding his phone at a selfie angle. There's a whirring noise and slowly, an arm rises into sight. When it comes to the highest angle possible, the whirring stops. ]



[ And then the whirring starts up again as the hand does a full 360-degree rotation. Once it completes, James just says: "Fuck you." ]

if anyone knows retrospec's mailing address lmk
because i got a ton of medical bills from this thing for them to pay off
or maybe i'll just send it to them through their mailbox again

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[frostythehitman]

if the cows tried to steal MY ARM?

[ He had not even considered that as a possibility. ]

they can try
but this thing's strapped to my whole body in like three places
if they want the arm they have to take the rest of me with them too

[covenantal]

Well, if they ever try it, Futaba and I will be there with golf clubs to fight them off.

[frostythehitman]

are you telling me you just carry golf clubs around everywhere?

[covenantal]

Not if anyone from Retrospec is reading this.