a timely warning

[princessofheart]

given the time of year and the recent influx of now wild turkeys, i think we should all take a moment to remember what the real menace of society is

[she links this video]

Comments

[heiroglyphs]

Don't fall for its tricks.
It doesn't want you to feed it bread.
It wants to destroy you and everything you care about.

[princessofheart]

there are no reported goose related deaths in the US tho............... yet
give them time
they're organizing

[heiroglyphs]

That just means that they're good at what they do.
They leave no evidence behind.

[princessofheart]

shit you're right
they're covert killers is what they are
they consume everything with their scary teeth down to the bone
why is no one talking about this real and serious threat to our livelihood? forget turkeys they're a fad

[heiroglyphs]

Its because turkeys are delicious.
The problem is nobody is hunting swans.
Then again they probably have acid blood or something.

[princessofheart]

so you had me like "wait are geese and swans the same thing" so i googled it and
"geese tend to be smaller than the much larger swans, whose maximum length can be up to six feet"
six feet long death machines
they've got the teeth, too

[heiroglyphs]

Shit I never even realized the size difference.
I just thought they were basically the same thing.
Who allowed a six-foot tooth monster to exist in the world?

[princessofheart]

a god that clearly wants us to suffer
or maybe retrospec has existed since the beginning of time and was planning ahead for our future pain and suffering

[heiroglyphs]

Knowing Retrospec?
Probably the latter.
They can already warp reality so why not time too?

[princessofheart]

its all led up to this moment
now i assume we can only expect them all to morph into hideous beings come thanksgiving day and make no one ever want to eat a turkey again

[heiroglyphs]

Yeah but what if
and I know this sounds crazy
we ate all the turkeys
So there weren't any left to terrorize us?

[princessofheart]

shit, that's a lot of dry turkey to digest
and a lot of resulting naps
but i think we could do it

[heiroglyphs]

It's for the greater good.
This is a war, so it's either food naps or dirt naps at the end of the day.

[princessofheart]

truer words have never been spoken
lets make this happen