Recolle 99th PD is HOT?

[blondferret]

Derek Matthews shared a photo. November 15, 2017 near Tisse

[ooc. Right click for larger size, Image made by thoughtbubble] So I was reading the Recolle Times and I came across this lovely article. I am pretty sure I know some of the people being referred to in it, and I'd just like to say that I am flattered. Matt, I think you are the hot ADA the writer is referring too, just saying. I for one, think the holiday calendar is a bloody brilliant idea.

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[truedetective]

This seems mildly degrading.

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[blondferret]

Is someone jealous that they weren't mentioned?

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[truedetective]

The very thought of that is repulsive. Also I'm still technically a minor. Wouldn't you all rather be acknowledged for your stellar work than shallow subjective qualities like this?

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[blondferret]

Yep, jealous. And it's not like the 99th isn't already a respectable police department. We do our jobs and we're bloody good looking doing it.

Besides, Alex from Target was a minor.

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[truedetective]

I don't know who that is, and I don't see what this has to do with any of it. Frankly, the fewer people paying attention to my appearance and passing judgment, the better.

[devilsadvocato]

You're one of the lab techs that made the list? Congrats man! Next thing you know you'll be a meme.

Isn't the precinct there in charge of a lot of the bigger cases too? Damn. Smart and beautiful. You have any single friends working there who like handsome blond English teachers?

[vendettastool]

You all deserve being called Oppa.

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[blondferret]

This is alex. He became an internet sensation without asking for it. He embraced it. Why should we be disgusted by it?

And sure, it is your own choice to not want people to judge you solely based on your looks. I'd prefer that too. I just find the article really funny and was having a good laugh.

[broomdance]

now i suddenly regret having the app

[wherethewildthingsare]

My hair is recognized at last.

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[thisloveisjustice]

uh. when they say 'sexy calendar,' do they mean what i think they mean?

[blondferret]

One can only assume I am one of the lab techs that made the list.

And did you just ask me to hook you up?

[blondferret]

I think I actually hard someone saying that in the office this week. What does that even mean?

[blondferret]

Really? NOW you regret having the app? Please, this article is pure brilliance.

[blondferret]

Who doesn't recognize your hair?

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[blondferret]

I think it does. Do you think the commissioner will do it? It would be an interesting fundraiser.

[wherethewildthingsare]

Positive recognition, man!

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[blessmefather]

I'm not the only ADA who works with the 99th.

[ There's only one other ADA who works with them, another if they're stretched or someone has to sit out but unless the sketches were included and easy to recognize it could be any of them as far as Matt is concerned. ]

[vendettastool]

That may or may not have been me. I go there whenever someone insists I am doing something wrong.

Depends on how it's being said.

[devilsadvocato]

Nothing wrong with some healthy self confidence! Unless someone has evidence to the contrary you BE one of those lab techs.

Yeah? As my trusted cousin with impeccable taste you'd know which of the single ladies and gentleman in the office are most eligible.

[He sends a follow up text.]

Please? I haven't had a date since I moved here. Help a guy out?

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[thisloveisjustice]

I don't know. I mean, I'm all for fundraisers, but this seems a bit... much...

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[blondferret]

Matt, face it. It's obvious that the lab techs are Tatsuo and I. You, Mr ADA, often talk to us at work. Chances are, the ADA the article is talking about it you.

[blondferret]

So if a charity calendar were to happen, what month would you want to be?

[blondferret]

Then what are the meanings?

[blondferret]

Do you actually think I follow the gossip chain? I mean... there is this one PI... but mate she would eat you alive.