Recolle 99th PD is HOT?

[blondferret]

Derek Matthews shared a photo. November 15, 2017 near Tisse

[ooc. Right click for larger size, Image made by thoughtbubble] So I was reading the Recolle Times and I came across this lovely article. I am pretty sure I know some of the people being referred to in it, and I'd just like to say that I am flattered. Matt, I think you are the hot ADA the writer is referring too, just saying. I for one, think the holiday calendar is a bloody brilliant idea.

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[blondferret]

One can only assume I am one of the lab techs that made the list.

And did you just ask me to hook you up?

[devilsadvocato]

Nothing wrong with some healthy self confidence! Unless someone has evidence to the contrary you BE one of those lab techs.

Yeah? As my trusted cousin with impeccable taste you'd know which of the single ladies and gentleman in the office are most eligible.

[He sends a follow up text.]

Please? I haven't had a date since I moved here. Help a guy out?

[blondferret]

Do you actually think I follow the gossip chain? I mean... there is this one PI... but mate she would eat you alive.

[devilsadvocato]

I don't know Man you might be underestimating how scary a couple of the other ladies I've gone out with are.

Seriously you don't know anyone else who might be looking for a nice chat over coffee?

[blondferret]

[Derek shakes his phone. Why doesn't Foggy understand that Derek couldn't give a rats ass about his co-workers love lives!]

Look. I don't really pay attention to ANYONE'S love lives at work except my friends. One definitely has a boyfriend. The second, has a love interest and I am trying to get him to ask her out. The third...well... I don't think you're his type?

[In reality, Derek has a hard time picturing Matt date... well.. anyone.]

[devilsadvocato]

[Sigh. "Not everyone can find that long term dream match so easily like you did Derek."]

You could ask him just in case?

All right. I'll stop.

Do you think your bosses are really going to make that calendar a reality? Would they include the lab techs or just the police? I can't believe I might actually be able to say I know someone who was in one of those "sexy" calendars.

[blondferret]

[Hey, Derek go lucky in the love department, even he will admit that.]

Yes, I'll just ask my friend, "Mate, are you into guys, because my cousin is desperate for a date?" Franklin, desperation is never a good look.

I'd be down for the calendars. But I have no idea if they will be made.

[devilsadvocato]

Dude. Next time just say he's straight. It's simple as that.
It doesn't really help paint a good picture when you introduce me as your "desperate cousin." Your words.

Guess you'll know by the end of the year. You might want to give your sweetheart a heads up if you're going to appear. Better safe than sorry. Don't know if she's the type to approve of that kind of thing.

[blondferret]

I try to not make assumptions about a persons sexual orientation.

To be honest, she would probably find it funny, the calendar I mean.

[devilsadvocato]

Good.

More proud than concerned. That's the best way to look at it. I mean why get upset? A pro photographer took a picture showing off how amazing and attractive your lover is. What's there to complain about? If it were me in that position I'd just keep the calendar flipped open to my special someone's month all year long.

[blondferret]

Franklin, is that something you want to admit on a public network?

[devilsadvocato]

What's there to be embarrassed about? Pretty sure I'm not the only one who would keep a calendar flipped to one month if the pic was better than all the others. Like for any type of calendar.

This calendar is hypothetical anyway. I don't have a special someone in the department either so again hypothetical.

[blondferret]

I'm not saying you're the only one, it's just that most people don't admit that out loud. You're still confident as ever I see.

[devilsadvocato]

[Does not compute.]

Whatever you say. It really doesn't seem like something a person has to hide. It's just an expression of support if you find yourself in that rare but exciting position. You don't think that movie stars' spouses would say the poster with their significant other on it is their favorite in the set?

[blondferret]

Not everyone is as self-aware and comfortable with themselves as you Franklin.

[devilsadvocato]

I am a lucky son of gun!

[That WAS a compliment right?]

[blondferret]

Yes, sure, let's go with that.