Recolle 99th PD is HOT?

[blondferret]

Derek Matthews shared a photo. November 15, 2017 near Tisse

[ooc. Right click for larger size, Image made by thoughtbubble] So I was reading the Recolle Times and I came across this lovely article. I am pretty sure I know some of the people being referred to in it, and I'd just like to say that I am flattered. Matt, I think you are the hot ADA the writer is referring too, just saying. I for one, think the holiday calendar is a bloody brilliant idea.

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[truedetective]

This seems mildly degrading.

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[blondferret]

Is someone jealous that they weren't mentioned?

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[truedetective]

The very thought of that is repulsive. Also I'm still technically a minor. Wouldn't you all rather be acknowledged for your stellar work than shallow subjective qualities like this?

[devilsadvocato]

You're one of the lab techs that made the list? Congrats man! Next thing you know you'll be a meme.

Isn't the precinct there in charge of a lot of the bigger cases too? Damn. Smart and beautiful. You have any single friends working there who like handsome blond English teachers?

[blondferret]

One can only assume I am one of the lab techs that made the list.

And did you just ask me to hook you up?

[devilsadvocato]

Nothing wrong with some healthy self confidence! Unless someone has evidence to the contrary you BE one of those lab techs.

Yeah? As my trusted cousin with impeccable taste you'd know which of the single ladies and gentleman in the office are most eligible.

[He sends a follow up text.]

Please? I haven't had a date since I moved here. Help a guy out?

[vendettastool]

You all deserve being called Oppa.

[blondferret]

I think I actually hard someone saying that in the office this week. What does that even mean?

[vendettastool]

That may or may not have been me. I go there whenever someone insists I am doing something wrong.

Depends on how it's being said.

[broomdance]

now i suddenly regret having the app

[blondferret]

Really? NOW you regret having the app? Please, this article is pure brilliance.

[wherethewildthingsare]

My hair is recognized at last.

[blondferret]

Who doesn't recognize your hair?

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[thisloveisjustice]

uh. when they say 'sexy calendar,' do they mean what i think they mean?

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[blondferret]

I think it does. Do you think the commissioner will do it? It would be an interesting fundraiser.

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[blessmefather]

I'm not the only ADA who works with the 99th.

[ There's only one other ADA who works with them, another if they're stretched or someone has to sit out but unless the sketches were included and easy to recognize it could be any of them as far as Matt is concerned. ]

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[blondferret]

Matt, face it. It's obvious that the lab techs are Tatsuo and I. You, Mr ADA, often talk to us at work. Chances are, the ADA the article is talking about it you.

[fairhands]

I'm not sure how to feel about this, given my husband's on the force.

[blondferret]

Well, you can now gloat that you are married to one of the "hot cops" of Recolle's 99th PD. Make all the fan girls jealous.

[twelfthspark]

I think we need to see some evidence.

You know, just to see if the writer's making this up.

[blondferret]

Well, then you should petition to have the fundraiser calendar happen.

[grumpei]

do you think people would actually buy a sexy precinct holiday calendar though?
itd be super embarrassing if none sold

[blondferret]

You won't ever know unless you try!

[kagepuro]

internet famous?

Are you guys a meme now?

[blondferret]

I have absolutely no idea. I saw this article this morning and thought it was funny. I haven't even checked the internet for memes.