Recolle 99th PD is HOT?

[blondferret]

Derek Matthews shared a photo. November 15, 2017 near Tisse

[ooc. Right click for larger size, Image made by thoughtbubble] So I was reading the Recolle Times and I came across this lovely article. I am pretty sure I know some of the people being referred to in it, and I'd just like to say that I am flattered. Matt, I think you are the hot ADA the writer is referring too, just saying. I for one, think the holiday calendar is a bloody brilliant idea.

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[blessmefather]

Do firefighters put out "sexy" calendars? I don't really know what the norm is. The ones I grew up with had photographs of scenery and that was it. They were the freebies the local businesses sent in the mail with their coupons lining the bottom.

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[blondferret]

Yes, firefighters put out "sexy" calendars. And yes, it is the norm. Often they are holding puppies. These are not the type of calendars that are handed out for free with coupons. These are made for fundraisers.

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[blessmefather]

Puppies? The animal lovers must enjoy that. So real firefighters... what? Put on their uniforms and hold up fluffy little dogs in front of a camera?

[ Sounds simple enough. Not necessarily "sexy" but maybe that's because of the uniforms.
There are those who love to see someone in uniform. He has heard some bizarre stories from their cop friends. ]

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[blondferret]

Well, they might not put on all of their uniform. Just the bottom half. But yeah, they hold cute fluffy puppies.

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[blessmefather]

Oh! That's where the "sexy" concept comes from. They show a little skin.

[ Now it makes sense. ]

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[blondferret]

Exactly. So Matt, would you do it if asked? Would you take off your shirt and hold a puppy for charity?

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[blessmefather]

What? I'm not an officer. I don't think think attorneys are the kind of content they're looking for.

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[blondferret]

But you were mentioned in the article. If the calendar happens, the fan might even expect to see you in it.

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[blessmefather]

[ He snorts. ] Riiiight. I doubt anyone is going to be calling me in for a calendar photo shoot but I appreciate the vote of confidence that I was a part of this funny ordeal.
I guess holding up a puppy isn't such a bad way to raise money for charity.

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[blondferret]

But if someone does would you do it? Would you hold a puppy and let your picture be taken? I'm not saying it's going to happen, more of a funny hypothetical situation.

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[blessmefather]

I don't know. I guess? Realistically I need to keep my boss's opinion and professional appearance in mind. But hypothetically if there were no repercussions, just a choice between holding a puppy up for charity or not then sure. I'd hold a puppy and endure the chill in front of a camera for a little while to help someone.