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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-12-01 05:51 pm

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1) don't be dumb. my name isn't a pun on wendigo. i'm not a wendigo. i'm a humanoid from aht.
2) i can probably kill you more efficiently than a wendigo anyway? what the fuck do they even do?
3) i don't care about the other inane bullshit enough to comment.

ok, the number list thing is boring as fuck. moving on. the kids talked about grabbing souls and them being knocked out of alignment last time. i'm allowed to pick one damn thing to clarify here within a bullshit rulebook, so let's clear up this: it's not like anyone is picking and choosing which to grab. one soul looks pretty much like another, you know? i've been waiting a pretty long time to see if any will be from my homeworld.

none of you are.

not like they're trying to grab anyone in particular. but if you were wondering about "why" it's "because you were fucking there". think of it like a band of traveling hoarders. they see remnants of a world in a mess of shards and pick them up before the shards disappear. i was a shard, but i still had my body. i also happened to not be on aht when it met its end.

they don't stay put. pieces and bits of whatever. they travel, and some of them are already here, because you are. so i stick around because maybe eventually someone they pull out of the dark might be someone i knew.

but yeah, no one gives a single fuck about worth. that's the mystical how do you choose me or this other person i remember who deserves it more answer: you happened to be there, and they weren't. or they haven't been yet. you're welcome.

Wendy Guo
Security/Archivist
Retrspec Incorporated

Hi! Just so you know, we've re-stabilized green! Although I see some alerts on my screen so that's not great, something else got knocked out? I have to go figure out what.

But as a tip, unreality functions on a lot of loopholes. Try carrying some words around or thinking outside of the box if you get into a pinch, okay?

Joanne Wiseman
Technician 2nd class
Retrspec Incorporated

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mincingminuet: (Well.....)

[personal profile] mincingminuet 2017-12-02 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. May be hard to believe, but actual pieces of it, I imagine. It seems like physical and metaphysical.

What our lovely friend here has failed to explain is that worlds seems to mean other realities.
stulpe: (and its frustation)

[personal profile] stulpe 2017-12-02 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
She is not my friend and none of this makes any sense

I am not a worthless metaphysical shard and I don't like the implications this person is making

If I can't uninstall this app can I at least remove them?
mincingminuet: <user name=axiometric> (Derpy)

[personal profile] mincingminuet 2017-12-02 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
You are not worthless. Nobody is. But nobody likes it either.

And unfortunately no. They're admins. Though they only speak up once a month. Usually to drop some cryptic nugget.

In any event, I can lay things out for you if you want the crash course?
stulpe: (but i can guarantee)

[personal profile] stulpe 2017-12-02 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
It doesn't sound like they're very good at what they do if they operate on loopholes

I received a crash course of sorts but seeing this in action is very different

Is there a mute function?
mincingminuet: (Down)

[personal profile] mincingminuet 2017-12-02 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Who knows if they are or not.

Do you want proof that weird stuff happens?

And yes for the app but not for admin messages.
stulpe: (and its frustation)

[personal profile] stulpe 2017-12-02 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
They're administrators of an app that forces its way onto our phones and no one knows if they're competent? And people just engage with them like this isn't a problem while having their inherent worth questioned?

More proof than losing my sense of taste? Not really
mincingminuet: (Neutral)

[personal profile] mincingminuet 2017-12-02 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Realizing of course that some of us have been dealing with it since, oh, January? We've tried everything to get more out of them. Threats, cajoling, requesting help, even breaking into their HQ. Nothing.

And here is a video I took back in August. It's what I was going to send. But it's also proof of how out of our depth we really are. This is just the tip of the iceberg for weird.
stulpe: (armed with will and determination)

[personal profile] stulpe 2017-12-02 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
If they're not prepared for the questions new users will have when they add them maybe they should stop pushing the app to new people

That's a very creative movie but nothing about that can possibly be real
mincingminuet: (Peace)

[personal profile] mincingminuet 2017-12-02 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe. But then again, that's what we're here for.

And oh ye of little faith. give it a month and you'll say otherwise.
stulpe: (the secret rules of engagement)

[personal profile] stulpe 2017-12-02 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe but they haven't given you all the information in order to expect you to pass it along

And given that that is the position you're in, your arrogance is particularly inappropriate
mincingminuet: (Thinking)

[personal profile] mincingminuet 2017-12-02 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Possible. Probable. But what they have said and what I've experienced makes me think that they are telling the truth.

But you don't believe anyway, so it doesn't matter.