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1) don't be dumb. my name isn't a pun on wendigo. i'm not a wendigo. i'm a humanoid from aht. 2) i can probably kill you more efficiently than a wendigo anyway? what the fuck do they even do? 3) i don't care about the other inane bullshit enough to comment. ok, the number list thing is boring as fuck. moving on. the kids talked about grabbing souls and them being knocked out of alignment last time. i'm allowed to pick one damn thing to clarify here within a bullshit rulebook, so let's clear up this: it's not like anyone is picking and choosing which to grab. one soul looks pretty much like another, you know? i've been waiting a pretty long time to see if any will be from my homeworld. none of you are. not like they're trying to grab anyone in particular. but if you were wondering about "why" it's "because you were fucking there". think of it like a band of traveling hoarders. they see remnants of a world in a mess of shards and pick them up before the shards disappear. i was a shard, but i still had my body. i also happened to not be on aht when it met its end. they don't stay put. pieces and bits of whatever. they travel, and some of them are already here, because you are. so i stick around because maybe eventually someone they pull out of the dark might be someone i knew. but yeah, no one gives a single fuck about worth. that's the mystical how do you choose me or this other person i remember who deserves it more answer: you happened to be there, and they weren't. or they haven't been yet. you're welcome. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Hi! Just so you know, we've re-stabilized green! Although I see some alerts on my screen so that's not great, something else got knocked out? I have to go figure out what. But as a tip, unreality functions on a lot of loopholes. Try carrying some words around or thinking outside of the box if you get into a pinch, okay? Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post green has been entirely returned to the world and everyone's sense of taste has officially disappeared. You win some, you lose some. Please note that as tiers are reached we may delay them by a week or so per tier in order to allow people to play with the loss effects! While the world regains post may be used for OOC knowledge, please know that nothing is in effect until a mod-announcement goes up (this may be an IC announcement as well, depending.) The freebie that can be earned on this post requires one thread featuring at least five comments from you with one new character. Please note, we define "new character" as any of the incoming new characters from the application round (regardless of TDM tags you may have done with them) or any in-game character your character has not threaded with before. As usual, this regain should be turned into our regains request post with "December Freebie" and the qualifying thread link in the explanation section! As notated above, this freebie will not qualify past December. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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[okitactless]

[PERFECT

Also that is literally like naming your child "Child" but you know what, he's so happy Yato wants to name it in the first place that he doesn't even care.]

sure!!!
that's easy to say
so if someone's attached to it they won't get annoyed [having too long of a sword name is not really the issue in that scenario but okay yams]

[goen]

[ His sword name has gotten the approval of his premier swordfriend!! Yato is so good at naming things, amazing. ]

Touki it is! ヽ(〃･ω･)ﾉ
Thanks Yasu
I hope he likes it
Or she
Can you tell if a sword is a boy or girl

[okitactless]

[Truly, no one will ever be confused about where "YUKI"ne or "TOU"ki come from

But that-- is a good question?! There's a long pause as Yasusada sifts through his memories, trying to find the answer.

Eventually:]

I don't think swords have genders??
when I was one I can't remember ever noticing or caring or anything
maybe it's just me but
I was "the sword Yamatonokami Yasusada" and that's it
but after we got bodies I only remember seeing boys
there might be girls somewhere?? but I can't think of any time I saw one
everybody at our citadel was a boy

[it's because all the girls are busy being warships in KanColle, yams!!! but that's too meta since we don't have canon crossovers so he just gets to be confused forever]

[goen]

[ warships............... why ]

Bummer
So there weren't any little sword babies running around

[okitactless]

[YOU PLAY YATO BOBA YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ASK QUESTIONS]

(笑) not babies
some of them looked like kids though??

[goen]

[ SOME QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ASKED ]

So if you had a kid here
Do you think he'd be a sword too??

[okitactless]

[Yasusada tends to assume that he and Kashuu are stuck together for the rest of their lifetimes, so kids probably aren't in the picture, but he answers seriously anyway because he's Yasusada and that kind of logic has no place in his pompom head.]

hmmm
I don't think so
unless a sword was forged for him first but I don't think it works like that
it takes a hundred years for us to wake up anyway

[He doesn't know this from his memories, he just knows it because he's a nerd]

[goen]

OMG that long?? Σ(･口･)
Hey what if Touki wakes up
I bet he'd be a grizzled dude with an eyepatch (•̀ᴗ•́)و

[okitactless]

[I can't believe I'm putting in for a regain from this nonsense]

isn't he newly forged???

[goen]

[ no regains like stupid regains ]

Well now he is
But he'll be like 100 when he does wake up right
And he's survived a blast from a god of death
There's no way he ISN'T a grizzled dude with an eyepatch

[okitactless]

[well now he's just imagining a Barbossa equivalent]

if you say so (笑) you're his master after all