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[recollecters]

Hello and happy new year! A lot of poll results came in from R&D and we've almost fixed taste all the way. Horses are almost fixed, too. We've been working pretty much non-stop around the holidays to stabilize everything, so I hope this works! Just so you guys know, while we were working on fixing the original problems we received some alerts of residual effects outside of our usual domain. Don't worry though! Remember what I said a while ago? We're still moving more resources around into better defenses to protect the city from huge storms like last summer. We'll be taking care of that really soon and isolating the unknown problem. I wish I could tell you more, but we're all working overtime here to finish the final stages of a big project. No matter what happens you guys should be safe while we finish up, so just stay calm, okay? Don't get too reckless! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post taste tier 4 has been icly regained; tier 5 will go into effect on Saturday, January 6th at 9pm EST and taste will be fully restored! Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[ohrlyeh]

there were like five different instances of "stay calm" in this post and yet i feel the exact opposite of calm

can you people just stop doing projects. or anything. breathing? please stop breathing. thanks

[strawberrypunch]

But then they would die

[ohrlyeh]

that's their problem, not mine

[strawberrypunch]

I dont think they should die

Theyre doing their best

[thesettingsun]

Telling people on the internet to go die never ends well.

[ohrlyeh]

i didn't say they would have to stop breathing indefinitely

besides they're magic i'm sure they can find a way around it. grow gills or something

[thesettingsun]

I'm magic and I can't grow gills on command. As far as I know.

[odasaku]

I think it would be enough with stopping their projects.

[ohrlyeh]

well stopping breathing would be a quick and easy way to stop the projects in my opinion. no hassle from anyone's end

[sivard]

I doubt they'd listen.

But it would be nice for them to abandon these science experiments.

[ohrlyeh]

why do they feel the need to do this to us

just take their operations and move to another city thank you

[chessking]

... professor if you can fall asleep on the sidewalk I think you're calm enough actually

do you want them to actually die, professor, I didn't know you were the type

[ohrlyeh]

just because i fall asleep doesn't mean that i'm not calm. you can't judge that

and i wouldn't be upset if they did honestly but i don't think i would go as far as to murder them or anything

[mercurio]

basically: shit's about to hit the fan whooo!!

[ohrlyeh]

this is not a cause for partying please calm down

[okitactless]

don't say that
you'll tempt them into taking away air next

[ohrlyeh]

god i wish they could take away air so i don't have to deal with all of this

[constellates]

mr carter be nice they need to breathe
they have families

[ohrlyeh]

fine maybe they should keep breathing but do it far far away from all of us

[khuy]

"stop breathing"
that's hilarious comin' from a guy who wouldn't try to do literally that

[ohrlyeh]

well somedays i think about it but its too much effort

anyways that has nothing to do with this

[floret]

Are you in a frenzy, Mr. Carter?

[ohrlyeh]

frenzy? no. tizzy? probably

[daemonized]

I think that is the most courteous death threat I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Though I suppose it was more of a request, wasn't it?

[ohrlyeh]

i'm not some kind of reckless barbarian without manners

and i don't really mean it. but then again i wouldn't be choked up if they were gone so