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[recollecters]

Hello and happy new year! A lot of poll results came in from R&D and we've almost fixed taste all the way. Horses are almost fixed, too. We've been working pretty much non-stop around the holidays to stabilize everything, so I hope this works! Just so you guys know, while we were working on fixing the original problems we received some alerts of residual effects outside of our usual domain. Don't worry though! Remember what I said a while ago? We're still moving more resources around into better defenses to protect the city from huge storms like last summer. We'll be taking care of that really soon and isolating the unknown problem. I wish I could tell you more, but we're all working overtime here to finish the final stages of a big project. No matter what happens you guys should be safe while we finish up, so just stay calm, okay? Don't get too reckless! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post taste tier 4 has been icly regained; tier 5 will go into effect on Saturday, January 6th at 9pm EST and taste will be fully restored! Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[digthefuzz]

sure why not
you also have to be good at memorizing lots of lines
but good to know you have experience???

[thebeastwithout]

if i can remember the secret button code for unlocking the ninth world in super starman bros, i'll probably manage

here try me tell me to recite something

[digthefuzz]

nice, that's not an easy one!!
okay
ummm
the declaration of independence??

[thebeastwithout]

what
why
no
something cool
like

movie lines

[digthefuzz]

lololol
what if they make you play ben franklin tho??
what would you do

but okay movie stuff, movie stuff
how about a speech from space wars

[thebeastwithout]

did you ever hear the tragedy of darth pragueis who cried i thought not it’s not a story the jedi would tell you it’s a sith legend...

[...]

...e taught his apprentice everything he knew then his apprentice killed him in his sleep ironic he could save others from death but not himself

[gar absolutely knows his space wars memes]

[digthefuzz]

lol i should have expected
you know your memes, man

[thebeastwithout]

#nailedit

anyway as you can see i'm a perfect actor

who wants to offer me my first contract

[digthefuzz]

now there's the question for the ages

have your people talk to some other people

[thebeastwithout]

i have to have people???

what kinda people

can you be my people

[digthefuzz]

it's just a saying
but you should probably get an agent or something
and also, no lol

[thebeastwithout]

what's an agent
like a secret agent
i can be a secret agent if i get to pick my own codename

[digthefuzz]

i wish
but it's more like a talent agent kind of deal
if you can find a secret agency or something, then good for you

[thebeastwithout]

are there talent agents in recolle
who do i have to talk to to get my talents recognized
i feel like i should have been approached by someone already in awe of my talents

[digthefuzz]

probably??
just google it
maybe they're shy!

[thebeastwithout]

guess i'm just gonna have to go out on the street and start attracting the attention i deserve

[gar is going to get exactly the attention he deserves, it's true]

hey how did you get started in this business, anyway?

[digthefuzz]

some stars really are born
my dad's a film director, and he wanted me to be in some kinda show biz
and i ended up a heckbuster
the rest is history??

[thebeastwithout]

what
lucky

my parents are boring scientists or something

why can't i have cooler parents

[digthefuzz]

hold it man, scientists are totes cool
does that mean you grew up with like robots and stuff

[thebeastwithout]

what? no
that's not a scientist, that's a... ok well i guess it's a kinda scientist but my parents are boring scientists

my original parents were geneticists or something and my parents now do like, biophysics but working on dna and stuff

so still genetics

[digthefuzz]

hey that's still pretty cool-sounding stuff!
well, kinda spooky too

[thebeastwithout]

what
why spooky
my parents are pretty boring man

they dress like they're suburban homeowners trapped in the 1980s and they say things like 'golly sport'

[digthefuzz]

well like
messing with genes can make, like, mutants and stuff, right?

but aw they actually sound pretty sweet!

[thebeastwithout]

oh! nah they don't do that kinda stuff
they were just like
i dunno
cataloguing rare animals in the jungles of south america and africa and whatever

if they made mutants they'd be a lot cooler

[digthefuzz]

um
rare animals still sound so legit tho??
coolness all around my brother!!

but i dunno about mutations, seems like scary stuff