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[recollecters]

Hello, everyone! As you've probably noticed, we've been having a few problems - I mentioned earlier that something got knocked out of balance, and we had to recalibrate, but in a few days we should be able to drop the emergency measures. Please be aware that there is an incoming storm, class four. General orders for that kind of thing are to report to management for any known threats and follow instructions, but so far what's known is "that might be a little annoying" and "hope it isn't". Theoretically it'll probably be related to the holiday, I think, because a large group of souls focused through the needle of a pin on one thing can sort of shape a thing around them. That's sort of a really inaccurate way to put it on the technical side of things, but I think it's the easiest way to understand it! At any rate, we'll know more once we're in the thick of things. Please take care as usual; resources aren't exactly what some of you seem to think they are, and we had to expend rather more than usual in the past month or so to keep things with a few of you steady. Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain one of this month's freebies! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 5 or more consecutive comments from you with someone new. We define someone new as someone new to the game, or simply someone your character has never tagged before. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[lowgrip]

tldr man i can't be readin all this fkin text man i only got one eye n its a strain to be squintin at the screen. I can't go gettin glasses id look fkin stupid

Gimme the short version if u expect me to give a shit cuz none of this looks like anything just a bunch of bs about storms that every1 n thier mom is tryin to bitch about

[hauntedsavior]

Oh, good, I don't have to hide this shit from you.

[lowgrip]

nah we can be crazy together i guess idfk

Did u read this shit? i just glanced it over n i cant make heads or tails of it

[hauntedsavior]

What, the guide? Fuck no. I got shit to do. I'll pull it up later and give you the quick and dirty if you still need it.

[lowgrip]

idk how much i care honestly. Sounds like a pain.

[ofindigoskies]

i think there's a setting to make yr font bigger if you can't see 👀

[lowgrip]

Yea mayb your phone has that must be nice. Fkin useless

[ofindigoskies]

its a basic feature!!!!!

[floret]

It's Nicolai! Hi!

Um it's like this thing of where everything's actually weird but you probably didn't notice until now, and now you're going to get memories from some other version of yourself, and possibly transform into them, and also get all their stuff. Because you used to live on some world that got destroyed but now you're here.

[lowgrip]

gotta be real wit u that sounds like some shit but ill take some other person's crap tho. hope he had nicer shit than me

[floret]

My roommate's gotten all kinds of enchanted weapons. I'm kind of envious...

[parodeity]

youre gonna remember your past life soon enjoy
thats the shortest version

[lowgrip]

sweet, thank u, this is exactly what i needed

[parodeity]

i am here for all your summarization needs

[embracethedark]

is that you, nicolai?

[lowgrip]

[Shit.]

uh.

Yes? Sup, Karin

[embracethedark]

i thought so! i'm glad to see familiar faces in this weird situation.

i got told a little bit about what's going on if you need help. :)

[embearass]

If you have trouble reading the screen, it would do you good to adjust the font size. Also, greetings Nicolai.

[lowgrip]

well if it aint ol freddy bear.

Problem is making the text bigger dont make the damn thing shorter. U expect me to sit here reading some nonsense bs for half an hour???

[foeyay]

in summary: we broke reality again. sorry not sorry.

[lowgrip]

So like the people who made this message rite? Not like.
Us. people???? idk

What a fkin crock

[foeyay]

yeah. exactly. they seem pretty stupid. they keep saying they're not doing it on purpose, but they can't fix any of their own screw ups without breaking even more. they're probably scared to admit they don't know what they're doing either.

[fabrefactions]

You could always try a monocle.

[ Focusing on the important things, 2k18 ]

[lowgrip]

man then id have an eyepatch and a damn monocole i dont wanna look like someone took a potshot at the monopoly guy

thats way too many cranial accesories

[fabrefactions]

You would look very unique if that was the case.
"Cranial accessories" tend to be overlooked and underused.