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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks!

Comments

[thebeastwithout]

why is everyone dunking on me from like three feet away!! i can see you typing right now!
and of course axe is deodorant you spray it and you smell better duh

[livingdeadgirl]

because that is how generation z rolls
but no axe does not make you smell better
it just tries to mask strong odors with an even stronger odor
much like the original purpose of perfume
way back when regular bathing was unheard of
only unlike perfume
axes stronger odor is acrid and noxious
im sorry you had to find out like this
but its the truth

[thebeastwithout]

ok but
acrid and noxious is better than unwashed and dirty
so this is still an improvement right
mostly cause
i don't know what acrid means
or noxious
ok i kinda know what noxious means

[livingdeadgirl]

...

no
no gar
acrid and noxious means it smells like burning plastic
and it doesnt even mask BO that well
you have smelled horrible this entire trip

[thebeastwithout]

i love burning plastic
it's my favorite scent
it's metal right

look i took a shower when i got home on the 15th!!!

[it is now the 1st]

[livingdeadgirl]

no its plastic
plastic =/= metal

and that was two weeks ago
im not saying the rest of came out of this smelling like roses either
(except fawkes i guess?)
i just mean when we get home
you should probably consider switching to real deodorant

[thebeastwithout]

burning plastic is totally metal you know what i mean!!

and how does fawkes smell good i don't remember this

i'm gonna go sniff him

[livingdeadgirl]

he literally smells like roses
thats not even an exaggeration

[thebeastwithout]

ok well that's weird i don't know why anyone has a power like that but

i'm gonna go sniff him anyway

[darkinferno]

ami you're the hero this group needed

[livingdeadgirl]

well somebody had to tell him

[darkinferno]

a few of us have tried

maybe it just had to be a girl to tell him

[livingdeadgirl]

haha well
we will see if it sticks!