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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks!

Comments

[thebeastwithout]

that's the mystery man
that's the mystery

oh man i gotta pitch this to a tv studio or something it's gonna be gold

[me_matey]

actually ye id watch the hell out of that

they rule it a suicide at first but some detective is like "WAIT A MINUTE BUT HOW"

[thebeastwithout]

BLIMEY WITSON
YOU CANT HIT YOURSELF ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A ROCK
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

IT MEANS

ALIENSSSSSSSSssssssss

[me_matey]

INSTANT CLASSIC im dvring that shit

[thebeastwithout]

oh see now you think tv is cool
my ideas are pretty good right
if being a superhero doesn't work out i'll find my secondary job as a superstar

[me_matey]

i never said it wasnt cool. tv is cool. its just real life is a lot different from tv. ya fee-

wait superhero?

[thebeastwithout]

YES
that's my job now
i'm gonna be a superhero
it's totally my destiny and whatever

[me_matey]

first off, it aint a job if u not gettin paid. thats volunteer work.

second, HOW?!

[thebeastwithout]

cause i remembered it
that's how

i'm definitely cool enough for it

[me_matey]

wait wait wait slo down

ur a superhero? for reals?

[thebeastwithout]

YES
i had a team and everything! i just remembered beating down all these bad guys with these crazy names like

mammoth and punk rocket or whatever

definitely superhero material

[me_matey]

no shit?

is that tentacle thing ur super power then?

[thebeastwithout]

yeah!!!

i'm a lot more excited about tentacles now than i was a month ago

it's great

ok it's still kinda super weird but i'm getting used to it and i can kinda control it now

[me_matey]

dude


ur cool but i do not wanna know about how excited u get over tentacles

[thebeastwithout]

oh my god you already made the hentai joke
one hentai joke limit per lifetime
you've reached your limit
try again in a century

[me_matey]

oh dont u @ me like u would have passed that opportunity up

[thebeastwithout]

i am pure and have never done anything wrong in my life

[me_matey]

arent u a teenage boy?

i refuse to believe any of that

[thebeastwithout]

i am pure and have never done anything wrong in the last twenty seconds, at least

[me_matey]

thats more realistic.

man ur easy to mess with either way

[thebeastwithout]

good thing i've never done anything wrong in my life and/or the last twenty seconds or i'd totally have a sweet comeback for that

[me_matey]

take ur best shot neway

[thebeastwithout]

heroes don't say rude things!!!

ANYWAY so i'm super heroic and i'm gonna beat up all the bad guys and it's gonna be great

[me_matey]

laaaaame. but cool too. i dig the superhero thing. much respect.

[thebeastwithout]

i'm like 50-50 on whether or not you're being sarcastic but i'm gonna go ahead and say thanks 'cause superheroes are great and i'm totally deserving of that respect

i just need some bad guys to punch now