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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks!

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[penalizing]

well yeah, i haven't saved anybody
i'm a teenage girl without any superpowers yet, whether they help save people or not

though... is a gnome really a person???

[thebeastwithout]

WOW that's racist

actually
i don't know

GNOMES ARE PEOPLE too

[penalizing]

i've never met one!!!
i don't know these things
i didn't even know they existed!!!
it's a valid question

[thebeastwithout]

i feel like if you asked the gnome he'd probably be offended so i'll be offended for him

you can't say stuff like that man

[penalizing]

that's why i didn't ask him!!!!
i asked you
so he doesn't have to be offended at all

[thebeastwithout]

i'm gonna send him a letter
tell him what you said
mr. gnome is gonna be super disappointed in you

anyway there's all kinds a' weird people out there they've got like, dryads and centaurs living out in the forest

they probably all count

[penalizing]

he doesn't even know me!!!
so why would he care

....also what's a dryad??????
i've never heard of it

[thebeastwithout]

what
c'mon dude i don't like, read or anything ever and even i know what that is

[he doesn't read but he doesn't play a million video games]

they're tree people

[penalizing]

excuse me for having an actual life!!!
but does that mean that they're trees with faces???
or just people who live in trees??

[thebeastwithout]

no they're all girls and they look like people except they're green and i guess they're tied to trees
i dunno it wasn't very clear

[penalizing]

green and tied to trees???
that sounds awful!!!
poor girls

[thebeastwithout]

i think they probably like it?
like, the tree is their sacred home or something like that? i don't really know
but they'd probably say 'poor humans you don't get a tree'
but yeah the green thing kinda sucks
can't imagine going through life like that

[hahahaha...]

[penalizing]

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