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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks!

Comments

[thebeastwithout]

no you're a showoff no one needs two powers share 'em with everyone else!!

[chaoticwhimsy]

Nah.
Two is definitely a good number of powers.
I think the other me had even more of them!

[thebeastwithout]

ok well FINE I'm not done regaining my stuff yet i'll get even more!
i can probably like teleport and read minds and turn into fire and everything

[chaoticwhimsy]

Why would you want to turn into fire?

Teleporting is definitely cool though.
Everyone should get it.
Highly recommended.

[thebeastwithout]

so i can set my enemies on fire duh

ok so what's your powers
teleporting??

[chaoticwhimsy]

And your clothes
And literally everything you touched.

Maybe.

I can definitely summon a magic dog though.

[thebeastwithout]

that's not your superpower the magic dog is the real hero here
does it have a name
can i borrow your magic dog

[chaoticwhimsy]

He does what I tell him to
I can also summon these weird dancing bird things that cast magic spells!

What do you want to do with my magic dog?

[thebeastwithout]

i want a magic dog sidekick!!!
we had one in the forest but they're not letting us keep it probably :(

[chaoticwhimsy]

Can they stop you from bringing it home?

[thebeastwithout]

i dunno but i'm sure gonna try

worth it

[chaoticwhimsy]

Hide it in a backpack
That worked with my cat.

[thebeastwithout]

it has a little hat

if retrospec did all the weird stuff it does with little dogs in hats

i'd be totally game

[chaoticwhimsy]

That's a pretty low bar for going along with stuff.
You should at least ask for a little suit too

[thebeastwithout]

yeah i'm pretty easy to make happy
and i think a little suit would just make it upset dogs don't really like getting shoved in tight clothes

[chaoticwhimsy]

I can't imagine they're okay with hats but would somehow hate suits.

[thebeastwithout]

but HATS are cuter so
they can live with it
and also they were super happy about the hats

i like hats but i hate suits so there
logic

[chaoticwhimsy]

You aren't a dog though
And you can only turn into part of a dog!
So how would you really know what they like?

[thebeastwithout]

hey i'm like, one with nature, man
don't challenge the dude who turns into animals on whether or not he understands the true heart of animals
i'm like the dog whisperer
but like
the dog transformer

[chaoticwhimsy]

Half the dog transformer.

[thebeastwithout]

HALF is still better than none!
half rounds up to 1 duh
didn't you take math

[chaoticwhimsy]

Half does, doesn't it.
So how much animal do you turn into, hm?

[thebeastwithout]

here