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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks!

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[frostythehitman]

it's already march man
winter's basically already over

[parodeity]

and yet im stuck in the ONE PLACE that has a shit ton of snow
this is bullshit
who do i sue

[frostythehitman]

oh my god

[ this is hilarious. this is the greatest person-location match up of all time. ]

do you even have to ask
sue retrospec they're the ones who dumped you on that team
i bet they did it on purpose

[parodeity]

eh
i agreed to it
and i think maybe i ended up here bc of my stupid powers

[frostythehitman]

oh yeah
what did you do
hold a retrospec employee hostage with your powers and make them send you to the arctic

[parodeity]

nah man i mean like
i think my powers were useful here
weve been in a lot of fights

[frostythehitman]

why
what are your powers again

[ i can't remember if dave ever told him about them, which means james can't remember either ]

[parodeity]

super speed time travel sword shit flight
sylladex

[frostythehitman]

oh cool so YOU'RE the one who's been hoarding superpowers
what the hell's sylladex

[parodeity]

hammerspace inventory system

[frostythehitman]

oh yeah
that must be the magic bag where you're hiding all the superpowers isn't it
spill it
spread the superpower love

[parodeity]

[ continued here ]