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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks!

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[refate]

[ Kon fucking full out throws a half-empty water bottle right at Gar's head from across the way. ]

[thebeastwithout]

Ow!

[Gar falls straight backwards in an effort to avoid the bottle.]

Aw, c'mon, that was the best line I've had all day.

[refate]

Work on your material, man, or we're gonna have Smokey the Bear roll out here thinking there's a legit fire, and I'm tired of this forest's idea of giant woodland creatures.

[thebeastwithout]

No, that was peak humor you just don't understand my generation man.

Can I have some of your water if you're not gonna drink it I'm kinda thirsty.

[refate]

I'm eighteen, I'm barely older than you.

[ BIG SIGH ] Yeah, go for it. Better than leaving it there, we can't be littering when we literally just fixed this place.

[thebeastwithout]

That's like, practically a century by Internet years, man.

[Gar gives a cheerful thumbs-up and retrieves the water bottle, whereupon he proceeds to chug it down with abandon.]

I bet you guys used to use this stuff when you were my age.

[refate]

[ Oh my god. ]

No, I was halfway through my first semester of college when I was your age.

[thebeastwithout]

...I'm fifteen, dude. That's like, impossible.

[Clearly Kon is delusional?]

No one goes to college until they're super old. That's where they ship you so you can have a little fun one last time before you gotta be an adult.

[refate]

[ bland look ]

I skipped half of elementary school and almost all of high school. My first year at Rec U was when I was fourteen.

[ The prodigy life, which has obviously done nothing to abate him having fun. ] It's very much possible, my guy.

[thebeastwithout]

This sounds fake.

[Gar frowns heavily.]

Why would you ever wanna skip through school and be an adult faster? I mean, I wanna skip through school, but it's definitely not so I can go study more.