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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks!

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[thebeastwithout]

I'm cutting all of you outta my will!

[gar... immediately spits out the soap cause that's nasty yo]

GROSS.

AND IF YOU CAN SMELL ME THAT MEANS YOU KNOW I'M OK it's PRACTICAL

You guys are just too sensitive!

[commandertoolbelt]

How is it practical when you've got a human torch sitting three feet away?

[ With that comment, Leo shifts to get a slightly better angle... ]

[invocate]

Gar, when we can tell where you are with our eyes closed, you have too much body spray on.

We love you, but this needs to stop!

[blondferret]

[Derek looks up from his phone and just stares at the mess of teenagers and college students before him. Really?]

Uh... if you guy are open to it... I could magically full body bind him or leg lock him if you think that's a bit too extreme. I mean, it would make washing him less strenuous.

[thebeastwithout]

I VOTE NO.

[gar is still struggling everyone is getting tentacles in their face]

HARD PASS.

SUPER HARD.

THANKS!

[alitaba]

[ I see your tentacles and raise you more tentacles to combat your tentacles. There's just a lot of tentacles happening up there. Best not to think about it, really. It's a little tingly. ]

DON'T ASK US, JUST DO IT.

[ with all this soapy water it's making things a lot slippery anyways. amazing how they haven't accidentally taken anyone else out yet ]

[refate]

[ He's pretty sure he's been on the internet long enough to know where "bondage spell" and "tentacles" can go.

But whatever, what happens in the forest stays in the forest. ]

My man, go for it. It's exhausting just to watch. [ ok Kon. ]