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hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him.

looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess.

pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever.

that's about it.

wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess.

and that's really it. later.

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Oh, so crazy stuff might not happen this month? Thank god! Camping out in the woods is fun an all, but I'm starting to miss my own bed!
Also... does Wendy always swear that much?

Starting? I was missing my bed withing three days in August!

[granted, he's not the outdoorsy type]

You didn't go camping as often as my family. But I think August sucked worse for you than February did for me? Like, I wasn't sleeping in no creepy tomb.

I WAS TRYING NOT TO THINK ABOUT THE TOMB

just wait until i tell you what else i ran into in the subway

Chill mate and eat some chocolate.

In other news, a bunch of the teenagers and college students are forcing a kid named Gar to take a bath. I offered to magically immobilize him, but he says "no." Does he really have a say in this if everyone else if forcing him to get clean? I'm just saying.

... why are they forcing him to take a bath? did he not bathe or something? i thought you guys were in a forest. certainly there had to be stream or ponds or rivers or lakes or something?

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While out here in the woods he hasn't taken a bath at all. He has just been spraying himself with axe.

...

why

Why would I know? Remember who you are talking to. I prefer to stay clean. And I don't use nearly as much axe as him!

and why do they still make axe? that stuff was around when we were in high school.

You're asking questions I still don't know the answer to mate. I guess there are people out in the world who still like the stuff. Like Gar, I'm sure he is one of the key customers who keeps axe in business.

especially if that is all he's been using for the past month

Like, part of me is glad the others are doing it, but the process is pretty noisy. But, I guess I'm stuck with it huh?

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How did you get convinced to go?

I got a message from them inviting me to go. I felt like getting out of the city and... I'm nosy and I wanted to know what was going on.

Well, at least, were you satisfied with everything you have come to see and experience out there?

I'm not sure. I'm still thinking about the whole experience to be honest.

For right now, how are your feelings?

I feel that this forest is weird and that strange freaky things live here.

Hm, right, the forest.
Have you come across a giant horses skeleton, perhaps?

No. Six foot rabbits (not the friendly kind), fairies, gnomes, attacking trees, and other freaky monsters I have no idea what they are.

Did the rabbits try to eat you?

Also any talk of a horse?

No, they tried to, but we tied them to a tree. No, not as far as I know concerning a horse. We did have to ride horses (or chocobos) to get here.

How unfortunate for the rabbits.
You should have killed them.
But hm, interesting about there being no horse.

And what is a chocobo?

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