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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks!

Comments

[hauntedsavior]

This is what I'm talking about. We need more people like you around here who don't get bugs up their asses at a little bit of cursing.

This is the most efficient update I've seen so far. Wendy should do all their social media.

[justchords]

i've never understood why people get so goddamn up in arms about swearing. it's just swearing, there are worse things to be doing

i feel like wendy is just as pissed as the rest of us for having to deal with all this bullshit nonsense

[hauntedsavior]

Right? And sometimes there's things you can't get across without swearing. Let people swear, for fuck's sake.

She might get some shit from HR or whoever for it, but I appreciate the honesty as a newbie. Rather run into someone who actually seems relatable than someone who's gonna blow smoke up my ass the whole day. So what made your February such trash, kid?

[justchords]

swearing actually helps relieve stress and emotionall connect to people better. i think, idk i might be talking out of my ass, but i thought i saw a study on it

look, if she's the only one who's going to tell it is like it is, i say let her stay. and i was basically forced onto some month-long mission and help out a town retrospec shipped us off to without any warning

and i'm not a kid, i'm 22

[hauntedsavior]

I'm 26 so you're a kid to me. Respect your elders.

Were you the group that made vikings cry or the ones that went on a swamp adventure? Or I guess there's two more that I don't know anything about.

[justchords]

okay GRANDMA

no, i guess mine was pretty tame compared to the others, my group just saved a town from being bought out. and there was a bad storm, but that's it

[hauntedsavior]

Fuck, fine, I take it back.

I didn't think people tried to buy towns anymore. Good work on being humanitarians, I guess? Maybe they'll make a statue out of you so they always know about the day a bunch of weird people came out of nowhere and saved their asses.

[justchords]

yeah, i thought you might

honestly? i'd rather they just send us home. a nice thank you is more than enough, we didn't have much of a choice but to help. i miss my cat

[hauntedsavior]

What the hell, dude. I'm basically out of work these days. Should've invited a stranger from the internet who never said a word to you until right now to watch your cat.

This sounds like a joke but I'm completely serious. I'll catsit for any motherfucker in the city.

[justchords]

no offense, but i don't trust a complete stranger to take care of my girlfriend while i'm away (and apollo justice is also not joking.)

[hauntedsavior]

Absolutely none taken. I knew it was weird while I was typing it.

Your girlfriend?

[justchords]

calico. my cat

[hauntedsavior]

No, that's what I thought. Just wanted to make sure. Sounds like a really good cat.

[justchords]

she's the best cat i could ask for and i'm a horrible person for abandoning her like this

[hauntedsavior]

Not your fault. Not like you knew you'd be disappearing, right? Long as she can get at the food, she'll be fine. She's gonna be real thirsty for affection when you get back.

[justchords]

i begged a bunch of my friends and like half the dorm to look after her and give her everything she needs while i'm gone

she's still a kitten so i'm worried

[hauntedsavior]

She'll be totally fine. I'm a total fucking stranger and I just offered to take care of your cat. I think people you know are gonna do an even better job.