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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-03-01 09:01 pm

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hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him.

looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess.

pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever.

that's about it.

wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess.

and that's really it. later.

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blondferret: (serious)

[personal profile] blondferret 2018-03-02 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[LIKE HELL YOU HAVE MUCH IN COMMON! Calm down Derek. You won't get anything out of the little bastard if you show your anger.]

Yes, it is true my sister is a very unique and interesting person. However, I must apologize, I must have not made my question earlier clear enough since you didn't answer it. Allow me to rephrase.

When did you meet my sister?

How did you meet my sister?/span>
foeyay: (he kept cringing when someone died)

[personal profile] foeyay 2018-03-02 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
i followed her home so i could watch her while she slept. then i stole all of her trash and her little dog too.






come on. you already don't approve of me. if you're just looking for a reason to make you feel better, i can dream up as many as you need.
blondferret: (serious)

[personal profile] blondferret 2018-03-02 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Watch it kid.]

I said nothing about approval or disapproval. Amanda can be friends with whoever she likes. Though, please understand, as an older brother it is worrisome when a guy offers himself to my sister as a birthday present.
foeyay: (my mom got so angry)

[personal profile] foeyay 2018-03-02 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
well i wasn't going to buy her a pony.
blondferret: (you can't be serious)

[personal profile] blondferret 2018-03-02 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'd hope not. She's turning 18 not 5.
foeyay: (finish him)

[personal profile] foeyay 2018-03-03 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
would you rather i give her a shiny new pocket knife?
blondferret: (i got you)

[personal profile] blondferret 2018-03-03 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, could you? Considering all the stuff going on, a pocket knife would prove useful for her.

[Gasp! Is Derek starting to approve of one of Amanda's friends?AND IT'S A GUY!]
foeyay: (the inner workings of the human body)

[personal profile] foeyay 2018-03-03 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh? Oh! This is not the direction Kamui was expecting things to go. Designing a knife for a free spirit like Amanda? That actually sounds fun.]

are you serious? cuz i can do that. i can even disguise it as something else.
blondferret: (you can't be serious)

[personal profile] blondferret 2018-03-03 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Could you really? That would be even better.
Like, if you're as good at making knives as you say you are, you could make it duel functioning couldn't you?
foeyay: (just watch the parts fly)

[personal profile] foeyay 2018-03-03 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
depends. what's the second function you want?
blondferret: (i got you)

[personal profile] blondferret 2018-03-03 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Internally Derek is screaming, "A PLACE TO PUT A TRACKING DEVICE!" but he knows Amanda would just hate him for suggesting it.]

A laser pointer perhaps?

[See, Derek can be sensible if he pushes himself.]
foeyay: (sick and twisted)

[personal profile] foeyay 2018-03-03 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[That's a bit tricky. Kamui works with metal, not electronics. But laser pointers are small and simple. If he plays around with it just a bit...]

i'll make her a keychain then. the deadliest laser pointer keychain she's ever seen.
blondferret: (amused)

[personal profile] blondferret 2018-03-03 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Great, fantastic, you do that. She likes red by the way.

Now, back to my previous question: How did you meet my sister?


[Derek will find out what he wants to know Kamui.]
foeyay: (had a good laugh out of this)

[personal profile] foeyay 2018-03-06 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
speeding tickets.

[Never before have two typed words bled smugness this transparently.]
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[personal profile] blondferret 2018-03-07 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
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