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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks!

Comments

[thebeastwithout]

what no!!!

c'mon kara don't call me that that's so uncool

i can turn my body parts into animal parts now!! but i remember being able to turn into like, whole animals! that's awesome right??

[maidofmistakes]

That is! I bet you could solve any problem like that. Not create them.

[thebeastwithout]

yeah!!
i can do pretty much anything!
fly, swim, run real fast, uh... i don't know, whatever else it is animals do

i got this hero thing down pat!

[maidofmistakes]

That's cool! I bet you never had problems learning to use them.

[thebeastwithout]

uh
yeah
definitely!

nooooo problems. i got this. except for that time i screamed at the network for a solid hour.
totally got this

[maidofmistakes]

I couldn't turn off my X-ray vision when I first got it, if that helps? I got a huge headache and people were saying I was going to give myself a tumour.

[thebeastwithout]

uhh
yeah that might be an issue
i feel like you should be like, tumor immune? cause who gets cancer from their own powers?

...i wonder if i can get cancer
cancer is just like, cells going out of control, right? but i can like, turn my cells into something else......

actually i have no idea how that works

[maidofmistakes]

Kara -- uh, other Kara, Ellis -- she said I was fine. She's not that kind of doctor, but I trust her anyway. Maybe you are immune? That'd be pretty useful, not getting sick.

[thebeastwithout]

...yeah the biology of superpowers probably doesn't make any sense so i'll just
roll with it

you know what we should do
we totally need to make a superhero team

[maidofmistakes]

You know what? That actually sounds kind of great. Fighting off subway monsters and stuff?

[thebeastwithout]

here