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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks!

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[thebeastwithout]

no cause the little rocks that we have are probably our souls or something and if i smash 'em i'll turn into a brain dead zombie

you should smash the big one

[insantafe]

Some people have smashed theirs and nothing's changed. At least not that we know of. They're definitely not zombies.

And how exactly am I supposed to do that? I'm one of the only normal people left on this app.

[thebeastwithout]

it's a gradual process
soon they'll be yelling for brains
don't say i didn't warn you

and you know what they say

a good rocket launcher beats superpowers any day

[no one has ever said that]

[insantafe]

...Assuming they have ever said that, where exactly am I supposed to get a rocket launcher? I’m a reporter, not a soldier in the army.

[thebeastwithout]

if you try hard enough you can do anything
including get rocket launchers

ok how about just like

a really big sledgehammer then

[insantafe]

You are really invested in destroying this rock, aren’t you.

[thebeastwithout]

i'm invested in SOLVING THE MYSTERY OF RETROSPEC

and also i like watching stuff blow up so
it's all good

[insantafe]

And how good are those going for you, kid?

[thebeastwithout]

great
i got to blow up some kinda evil creepy mind control mushroom in the forest
and it probably solved some kinda mystery
probably
i dunno yet

[insantafe]

[ every time he thinks he’s used to this crap, they come up with something new. ]

I’m guessing it wanted revenge for all those times we put mushrooms on pizza.

[thebeastwithout]

i mean maybe
mushroom is a great pizza topping though so it's just gonna have to deal

veggie pizzas are kinda gross no one wants soggy broccoli in their pizza

anyway it's gone and the forest is safe and it's all 'cause of me yaaaaaay

[insantafe]

Who in their right mind would ruin a pizza with broccoli?

[ heathens ]

Hey, you weren’t the only one who went out there - them deserve some of the credit, too.
But not bad, kid. Maybe you’ll turn out to be a superhero, after all.

So are you going to tell me how you did it?

[thebeastwithout]

ok fine but i want like
at least 40% of the credit here

'cause i'm the one that smashed it with a stick until it blew up

also i got shot so that's like, a purple heart right there

[insantafe]

Hold on.
You got shot?

[ who does he have to fight ]

[thebeastwithout]

uh...
yeah
my teammate got possessed by the evil or something

it was a thing

don't worry my ear grew back

[the least worrying sentence ever written in the history of mankind, probably]