gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[parodeity]

i know everyone is saying dont eat one
but i kinda wanna eat one

butts in like a butt

[voideity]

davenport leanne strider the third dont you dare eat a fruit w a face

[parodeity]

but it looks like it wants to be eaten?

[voideity]

think about that sentence
i mean maybe ur right but omg

[parodeity]

look
you know you kinda wanna eat one too rox dont lie

[voideity]

i mean kinda
but i wouldnt
probs

[parodeity]

probs is not a convincing argument as to the fact you DONT totally want to eat one
because
you so do

[voideity]

even if i did
u cant prove it so ur claim is invalid

butts in on ur butting in

[twelfthspark]

Leanne? omg

[voideity]

yep that is his middle name and i did not just make it up

[ she just made it up. does dave strider even have a middle name. who can say. ]

[twelfthspark]

What kind of sick sad parents does he have? lol

[it doesn't matter if it's bullshit, and she kind of suspects it is because Davenport?, it's his nickname now. This is his life.]

[voideity]

excuse u dont be dissin my momma

[ she was amused but listen don't knock the strider parents even if they did not name their child davenport leanne and roxy is just a shit of a big sister. ]

[twelfthspark]

The setup was right there. How could I not take it?

[voideity]

with great ease obvs

[parodeity]

hey dont talk about our parents that way

[twelfthspark]

Joke, kiddo. Simmer down.

[parodeity]

joking about a dudes ma is a low blow

[splinten]

Smart move there. Missed the shared names?

[twelfthspark]

[yup, she hecked up]

Doesn't change the point.

[rhapsodeity]

i know right!
its kind of making me want to eat it more
it doesnt help that the orange i licked was tasty :(

[parodeity]

you know
this shit looks familiar somehow

also save me the apple

[rhapsodeity]

well
thats not a huge surprise i think because....
these are mine? i know they are mine
im not sure how or why but they are definitely mine :o

well duh!!!!!!
who else would i give the apple to

[parodeity]

idk some other member of the fruity rumpus asshole factory
hey jade
the hallucinomemories ship us
apparently

[rhapsodeity]

whyyyy did you say fruity rumpus asshole factory
also what???
thats really strange, dave
how can the hallucinomemories ship anything

[parodeity]

because i remembered a really dumb thing about it tbh
and idk
some really angry guy wanted us to get married and have babies
i THINK so i wouldnt hit on a girl he liked
though i wasnt hitting on her
so idk what the fuck that was all about
and i was talking to some other guy too
who i actually really liked