gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

butts in like a butt

[voideity]

davenport leanne strider the third dont you dare eat a fruit w a face

[parodeity]

but it looks like it wants to be eaten?

[voideity]

think about that sentence
i mean maybe ur right but omg

[parodeity]

look
you know you kinda wanna eat one too rox dont lie

[voideity]

i mean kinda
but i wouldnt
probs

[parodeity]

probs is not a convincing argument as to the fact you DONT totally want to eat one
because
you so do

[voideity]

even if i did
u cant prove it so ur claim is invalid

[parodeity]

i can if i get us a dancing fruit and put it on the kitchen table
and stare u down

[voideity]

good luck findin one cause it looks like j woof has them all

[ 11 days from now: regret ]

[parodeity]

she said shes saving most of the apple 4 me
we can go splitsies sis

butts in on ur butting in

[twelfthspark]

Leanne? omg

[voideity]

yep that is his middle name and i did not just make it up

[ she just made it up. does dave strider even have a middle name. who can say. ]

[twelfthspark]

What kind of sick sad parents does he have? lol

[it doesn't matter if it's bullshit, and she kind of suspects it is because Davenport?, it's his nickname now. This is his life.]

[voideity]

excuse u dont be dissin my momma

[ she was amused but listen don't knock the strider parents even if they did not name their child davenport leanne and roxy is just a shit of a big sister. ]

[twelfthspark]

The setup was right there. How could I not take it?

[voideity]

with great ease obvs

[twelfthspark]

I take it "your mom" jokes are off the table then?

[voideity]

depends on how actually funny they are
theres a fine line between a funny yo mama joke and a rude yo mama joke

[parodeity]

hey dont talk about our parents that way

[twelfthspark]

Joke, kiddo. Simmer down.

[parodeity]

joking about a dudes ma is a low blow

[twelfthspark]

It's not like I *meant* it.

[parodeity]

well now you know better
if only because
we striders take ma seriously

[splinten]

Smart move there. Missed the shared names?

[twelfthspark]

[yup, she hecked up]

Doesn't change the point.