gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[parodeity]

but it looks like it wants to be eaten?

[voideity]

think about that sentence
i mean maybe ur right but omg

[parodeity]

look
you know you kinda wanna eat one too rox dont lie

[voideity]

i mean kinda
but i wouldnt
probs

[parodeity]

probs is not a convincing argument as to the fact you DONT totally want to eat one
because
you so do

[voideity]

even if i did
u cant prove it so ur claim is invalid

[parodeity]

i can if i get us a dancing fruit and put it on the kitchen table
and stare u down

[voideity]

good luck findin one cause it looks like j woof has them all

[ 11 days from now: regret ]

[parodeity]

she said shes saving most of the apple 4 me
we can go splitsies sis

[voideity]

nooooooooo

[rhapsodeity]

get over here and eat my apple

[voideity]

please never say those words in that arrangement ever again

also i would never want to deprive dave any piece of apple so there
dave can eat your whole apple

[rhapsodeity]

i can say any words i want in any arrangement i want especially now that i have extra money to blow on moms swear jar!

daves not eating the whole apple, he will be under my supervision the whole time and i am not allowing him to eat the whole thing
so there is enough for you as well
get over here and eat my apple

[voideity]

ok
say fuck then
say it within earshot of your parents

eat your own apple

[rhapsodeity]

[ CHALLENGE ACCEPTED ]

@bigbywolf @elizabethwolf
fuck fuck fuck fuck
piss shit cock sucking motherfucker ass eating bitch whore hell and judas priest

i already did!

[voideity]

well see now theyll say im a bad influence
and wont let me come over
:)

[rhapsodeity]

nope!
i do this every time i get paid
as long as i pay up my potty mouth is here to stay
hehehehe

[voideity]

wow
that seems like
really ineffective parenting & also a waste of money

[rhapsodeity]

oh no its not a waste of money at all!
the swear jar is our paris vacation fund :D

[voideity]

snorts ok thats adorable
why paris?
why not disney

[rhapsodeity]

moms always wanted to go so we are going to take her some day
maybe she has a specific reason for wanting to go but i never heard it from her
and i might not know but i think she still deserves to go some day
@elizabethwolf
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!!

[voideity]

omg thats so cute what the fuck
how can you make even saying fuck have an endearing adorableness to it
no wonder dave is in love with you i cant fuckin even
i gotta dollar can i donate it to ur paris swear jar fund?

[parodeity]

i thought you were gonna join any mafia i started
were the cherry syrup offers all lies

[voideity]

are you starting a dancing fruit mafia davey

[parodeity]

if i am youre apparently not joining
shot through the heart tbh