gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[catsudon]

wait so the lemon and apple came half gouged out already
and instead of test either of them
you went for the ORANGE first

[rhapsodeity]

well duh, yuri!!!!!!!!!!
orange is my favorite fruit :D
mandarin oranges are delicious!

[catsudon]

suddenly you and Anya being such good friends makes more sense than usual
what i don't get is trusting anything retrospec sends you
what if there's something in those things?
this app we're using Right Now jumps technology and doesn't need power to run
or service but power feels more impressive

though you didn't find any bugs in the fruit did you
like with the little jumping beans?

[rhapsodeity]

:p
its not about trusting it, i think!!!
its like....well all of a sudden i had these fruit but i knew they were mine, they were meant for me, and somehow retrospec had them
and besides, dave probably would have tried to eat the apple first so i had to make sure it was safe

nooooooooo
they just smile and dance
i guess its supposed to be funny?

[catsudon]

like the memory-dream-hallucination stuff
retrospec sure is doing a number on our heads if dancing fruits and physical changes outside of puberty are suddenly going to be normal
i vote they're not normal
why are they becoming normal
jade, why

okay then
what's next?
cows that throw themselves into fires?
rabbits that garrote themselves?

[rhapsodeity]

well the fruit arent normal nor are daves eyes otherwise he wouldnt be hiding them with the shades and i wouldnt be making this post!
so i think we can kind of rest a little easy knowing that these things arent normal

yuri no :( noooo
thats not funny
thats just sad :(
dont say sad things

[catsudon]

normal for retrospec altered lives
i mean it's weird what Other People notice or they dont
like the chocobos
i guess if it's too big the world just takes it on the chin but if it's small everyone gets to go wtf

you know you really shouldn't ask for the impossible
there's no chance i can manage to say only happy things

[rhapsodeity]

i feel like its more likely that we simply remembered horses
maybe this place never had horses, but we remember those in place of the chocobos
which raises the question of why we are the ones who remember horses
do you have any theories???

hmmmmm
you know i dont think youre as much of a sourpuss as you think you are!
of course you are a pretty big baby about some things but :p
thats part of who you are
but anyway i dont think its impossible so much as you just dont want to

[catsudon]

also re: the boyfriend defense why didn't you try the apple first
why the orange
it couldn't have had that much appeal

[rhapsodeity]

oranges are my favorite fruit so given the choice i went for my favorite
wouldnt you go for your fave???

[catsudon]

not if i was worried my boyfriend/girlfriend/wtfeverfriend was going to be a dumbass and go for their fave first

[rhapsodeity]

but then he would know not to eat it if it hurt me! :o

i am so sorry i couldn't resist this lksjdfkjds

[darkinferno]

hang on, let me get this straight

did you just advocate for a teenage girl to tongue the open mouth of grinning, dancing fruits?

that's a little fucked up, man

oh no I'M LAUGHING RIKU/DANTE WHY

[catsudon]

where the fuck did you get that from?!
actually i don't want to know
you and your perverted thought train can stay waaaay the fuck away from any of my tracks
and jades too for that matter

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT YURI'S THE ONE THAT SAID IT OKAY

[darkinferno]

okay then what were you talking about when you suggested testing the ones that "came half gouged out already" instead of the orange

she said she peeled back the skin of the orange to taste it by licking it

you said to test one of the ones with the giant mouths

what the fuck were you TRYING to say because the above is definitely what it sounded like

LOOK YURI DOES NOT THINK BEFORE HE TYPES IT'S A PROBLEM

[catsudon]

spoons
I WAS THINKING SHE COULD HAVE USED A SPOON

DON'T WORRY DANTE WILL TRY TO TEACH HIM BETTER AND PROBABLY FAIL

[darkinferno]

sure now you're advocating to gouge out its face

violence against fruit, that's what this is

besides, spoons hadn't been mentioned once up until right now. how do you expect people to read your mind and know what you're thinking about?

DANTE DONT MAKE IT WORSE or do, do make it worse

[catsudon]

considering Jade got what i meant by not thinking i was telling her to french the fruit, as you call it one thread down, I THINK I WAS DOING JUST FINE

besides there's nothing nonviolent about how people interface with fruit
it's brutal

honestly he came in here to troll some folks and he is having SUCH A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW

[darkinferno]

i said people, not jade

don't mistake your apparent crush on her for a world where only the two of you exist

[DANTE SHUT UP???????]

so much for the vegans and their "cruelty-free" spiel

[rhapsodeity]

you do realize that i can read this right?
its not like i am not right here!

[darkinferno]

yeah i know

you weren't the one suggesting you french the fruit though

[rhapsodeity]

:(
do youuuuuuu maybe want to try rewording that

[darkinferno]

nah, i think that's pretty spot on actually

[rhapsodeity]

[ SHE GAVE HIM....A CHANCE .... ]

well then you are saying some gross things
i dont appreciate people talking about my mouth at all ever and being spoken around like i am not even here certainly isnt helping your case
so maybe stop discussing what i do with my mouth in this gross and frankly kind of lewd manner!

[darkinferno]

[wow where is this even coming from he has done absolutely nothing wrong in his life ever!!!!]

okay then how would you suggest i rephrase that first comment

making sure that i address yuri's apparent lewd suggestion while also not speaking "around" you

keeping in mind that i'm responding to his comment in that first contact and not yours

show me how to do this properly