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jade harley | jade "the nice little wolf" wolf ([personal profile] rhapsodeity) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-03-06 02:47 pm

gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

Jade Wolf shared a video.
3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!
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[personal profile] voideity 2017-03-19 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
good luck findin one cause it looks like j woof has them all

[ 11 days from now: regret ]
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-19 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
she said shes saving most of the apple 4 me
we can go splitsies sis
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[personal profile] voideity 2017-03-20 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
please never say those words in that arrangement ever again

also i would never want to deprive dave any piece of apple so there
dave can eat your whole apple
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[personal profile] voideity 2017-03-20 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
ok
say fuck then
say it within earshot of your parents

eat your own apple
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[personal profile] voideity 2017-03-20 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
well see now theyll say im a bad influence
and wont let me come over
:)
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[personal profile] voideity 2017-03-20 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
wow
that seems like
really ineffective parenting & also a waste of money
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[personal profile] voideity 2017-03-20 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
snorts ok thats adorable
why paris?
why not disney
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[personal profile] voideity 2017-03-20 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
omg thats so cute what the fuck
how can you make even saying fuck have an endearing adorableness to it
no wonder dave is in love with you i cant fuckin even
i gotta dollar can i donate it to ur paris swear jar fund?
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[personal profile] voideity 2017-03-20 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
jade i said fuck three times in four sentances i technically should owe ur mom 100000 dollas by now
but ok
@elizabethwolf fuck roxy :D










actually without the context your mom is gonna be real confused at why im telling her to fuck me uh
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[personal profile] voideity 2017-03-20 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
jade anne louise woof i have never used a comma in my life
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[personal profile] voideity 2017-03-20 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
see i cant compete with that
lmao ok
and i guess if i have to eat a piece of demon apple i fucking will


[ the bitches do in fact have her money ]

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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-24 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
i thought you were gonna join any mafia i started
were the cherry syrup offers all lies
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[personal profile] voideity 2017-03-25 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
are you starting a dancing fruit mafia davey
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-26 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
if i am youre apparently not joining
shot through the heart tbh