gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

i love it so much???

[alienates]

It's funny in the "I can't believe this shit is actually happening" sense.
You know, when everything is so unbelievably stupid that you just cannot help but laugh?
Like it's one thing to discuss all these theories but when you actually sit and think about how they actually do have a chance of being true?
Or that the real answer might be something even more off the wall?
You just. Goddamn. Laugh.

fuck i love this icon too

[rhapsodeity]

you mean inappropriate laughter
you do realize that it is called inappropriate for a reason
are you scared?

every time i get to use it an angel gets its wings

[alienates]

No?
What would I be scared about??
It is just somewhat concerning that before all of this, my main worry was graduating and getting into college and now it's "wow I hope that our universe doesn't collapse on itself because of parallel multiverse science and also that I'm not an alien!"

the angel is me

[rhapsodeity]

ok, i guess asking in public like this is more than a little bit insensitive
but that sounds a lot like being afraid! :(
and i guess i cant relate exactly because in all of the hallucinomemories i have had, i have been human
but i understand these things scaring you so if you want to talk we can do that anytime!

[alienates]

Hmm we'll see.
I guess it's just
Alright so on one hand, it is pretty neat like we said before?
In a science fiction point of view. This is the level of absurdity that would make a great movie that no one would understand the real meaning of, but it'll get nominated for some indie award and also special effects at the Oscars.
Otherwise it's pretty fucked up though and maybe if we had more answers about what's going on it'd be less so?
But since we are still in the can only make wild guesses stage, even if those guesses seem like they have a chance of being correct.....

[rhapsodeity]

thats kind of specific lol
but yeah i understand what you mean!
its very overwhelming
but to use your movie metaphor.........
this is only the beginning of the script!
who knows what kind of things will be waiting for us the further in we get, it could be an answer and a solution

[alienates]

To beat this movie metaphor like a dead horse
Or dead chocobo
God who cares, I still can't get over how stupid that change was.
ANYWAY as I was saying before I so rudely interrupted myself, I sure do hope that we won't have to wait long for any of that.
I'd prefer for this to be a normal length film and not one of those five hour long ones that run about three hours too long.

[rhapsodeity]

[ karkat could fill up a whole meme interrupting himself

jade has witnessed it ]

oh so you mean like titanic or something?
i would also like to not be in titanic please!
it was pretty long and also very sad :/

[alienates]

I would prefer not to die via either freezing or drowning to death so same.
But yeah it would suck saggy balls if we had to wait a long time to find anything out only for it to be a horrible ending for us afterwards.

[rhapsodeity]

well that is not happening at the moment so unless you get a halluncinomemory with that in it i would say you were in good condition :)

[alienates]

If you just jinxed me I am going to your house and I am going to yell at you from outside your window about how I froze to death.

[rhapsodeity]

if you yell at me outside then you will die of heat :p

[alienates]

I will come prepared with a water bottle so I can stay hydrated while yelling.

[rhapsodeity]

oh yes karkat that is exactly what is wrong with this whole scenario of standing outside my house yelling at me in the middle of the night
and now that you are properly hydrated it is completely fixed!

[alienates]

Yes!! Exactly!!
Also don't be ridiculous, it doesn't have to be in the middle of the night.
The afternoon is a perfectly reasonable time as well.

[rhapsodeity]

that is when the sun is at its highest ding dong!
it will be even hotter!!!!!

[alienates]

Well maybe you should think twice before predicting my heat death, Wolf!!
And afterwards, I will get to haunt you!!
Who will be the ding dong then?

[rhapsodeity]

the dead guy i would think?

[alienates]

When I'm haunting you I'm cutting all of your bed sheets so your feet will be cold.

[rhapsodeity]

i have socks ding dong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alienates]

Not after I haunt your dryer and make one sock in each pair mysteriously disappear into the ether, never to be seen again!!!!!
DING DONG!!!!

[rhapsodeity]

well the joke is on you karkat because.........
I LIKE TO WEAR MY SOCKS MIX MATCHED!!!!!!

[alienates]

STOP RUINING MY ATTEMPTS AT HAUNTING YOU

[rhapsodeity]

i dont believe in ghosts anyway
so this whole conversation is pretty silly

[alienates]

I am sure that if someone thinks hard enough they can bullshit a scientific reason for ghosts.