gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

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jesus i missed this somehow im sorry

[rhapsodeity]

nooo bananas are great!
and when theyre covered with spots thats when theyre the most ripe :D
well now you are fixing that error so its fine
that sounds like theft, karkat
i dont think this is theft
is it

hdu

[alienates]

Are you sure?
Because usually when things are covered in brown spots it usually means there's disease involved.
And no it's not theft!
Ok well in that specific scenario I gave you it could very well be theft.
But I am pretty sure if the owner does not come and claim it within a certain amount of days then it's free game.
Anyway I had a point with that scenario and it's that, what if that sweater was actually yours?
And fate or whatever stupid feelings bullshit brought you back to it.
Just like it brought you back to these hideous dancing fruit.

[rhapsodeity]

positive! the more brown spots the better but of course completely brown isnt ideal
but just enough yellow is perfect :)
hmmmmm
karkat i think you might be right
i want to find out how these fruits are mine somehow and i will somehow
i have been remembering weirder things!

[alienates]

How can you tell the brown spots don't mean that it's rotten or something??
Let me guess.
You're remembering doing things that you have never actually done before, right?
Jesus this whole thing is weird.

[rhapsodeity]

because that isnt what it means :p
oh so you remember fruit rumpus asshole factory too?

this is so late gomen

[alienates]

I am trying very hard to pretend that I do not.

no you arent?????? ????

[rhapsodeity]

thats remarkably silly and avoidant
there were two of you!!!!!!!!!

[alienates]

And both were very obnoxious so I am going to pretend that did not happen.
This is me, cutting all connections to that shitshow of a conversation.
Wait
Oh no
Now I sound like them?? I am reprimanding myself which is exactly what was happening there holy fuck this is so stupid

[rhapsodeity]

maybe there were actually two cgs and now youre just one karkat?
even though it seemed like time travel was involved

[alienates]

There was something about past and future mes??
Or
I don't fucking know.
If that was time travel then it was the most convoluted and useless method of it I have ever seen in my life.

[rhapsodeity]

i would think most forms of time travel are convoluted and useless!

[alienates]

Ok yeah but this is like time travel where you just talk to people on the internet at different points in time which is apparently really confusing??
Like it seems like it would make a lot more logical sense if this just happened chronologically.

[ he is purposely avoiding talking about what was actually said in this conversation because like

oh man

#embarrassing ]

[rhapsodeity]

weeeeeeeeell if you think thats dumb we can talk about something else in that memory!
.....................
why did you care about who dave was macking on???? :p

[alienates]

SKFJKLFKGL
I don't care who he's macking on!
He could run around, macking the entire town and I would not even look up!!

[rhapsodeity]

hehehe
sorry karkat!
i was just really curious is all, its a very interesting thing to be focused on while also arguing with yourself

[alienates]

Ok but I do not recall this conversation where I apparently got on his case about girls.
So I am just going to say that never happened and he was just riding my ass for no reason.
I don't even know who those "troll girls" are referring to, so they don't exist.

[rhapsodeity]

ohhhh i see!
well maybe they are here, just like you and dave and i are
and we just dont know it yet!

[alienates]

Wait actually
Speaking of that, do you know anyone named John??
Or had any vision memory things about someone with dark blue text?

[rhapsodeity]

yes i do!
i was talking to him and i was having a lot of fun with john but we were far apart then, physically speaking
i think you were talking to dave and john in that memo

[alienates]

Huh.
Kind of weird that other people are seeing these things about people they've never met, but we have other people to compare them to, more or less??
I wonder why that's a thing.

[rhapsodeity]

i wish i could tell you why, karkat!
but to be completely honest with you, i dont know why that is and my hunches are kind of far fetched at the moment
probably so far fetched you cant even call them hunches

[alienates]

You can't just say that and then proceed to not give any examples, Jade.
There is a good chance that I have heard someone offer an even more theory.
And if I haven't then who cares, at this point even the most logical sounding one might actually end up being so far off base that it's out in orbit.

[rhapsodeity]

i do not think that any kind of explanation for this will sound logical
youve already seen what those hallucinomemories are like, and now of course we have these things in the mail
your sickle and my fruits

i have been thinking of them as past lives
i have no proof and its just a simple rationalization i have come up with though!

[alienates]

That is actually not as out there as it could be?
I mean, it's still fucking crazy.
But everyone's theories are somewhere on the insane scale, including mine, so it would probably be weirder if someone came up with a perfectly reasonable hypothesis.

[rhapsodeity]

now you have to be fair karkat! :p
tell me your theory too