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[recollecters]

You know, I think some April Fool's pranks are okay! Like the silly ones they do on websites or the really good natured kind. But I am LESS okay with someone changing the ENTIRE layout of our entire building and giving us treasure maps to go around it which for the record my brother-in-law did and it's a pain!! There's some weird effects coming in from outside this planet at the moment, although they'll mostly miss the city itself. There'll be a localized temporal storm, but it shouldn't be more than a mild irritation. It looks like it's just going to yank some things around and send them on through. I think Maurice is going to call out sick that day, or if I were him I definitely would. Hey, I kind of want a four-leaf clover. I know that's more last month than this month, but still. If you find one, pass it along. Also, I want to do a cutesy April Fools thing, so don't get too mad! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated For the remainder of the day all users will have their userpic replaced with a picture of them dressed as their favorite animal. It's pretty harmless as far as pranks go, and it will change back either at midnight or after trying to change the picture twice, prompting an "Are you sure?" message but no further ill effects. Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain one of this month's freebies! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 5 or more consecutive comments from you with someone new. We define someone new as someone new to the game, or simply someone your character has never tagged before. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[compendiem]

Double-ply toilet paper that doesn't tear when drawing on? Fancy.

[tarotcards]

Do I seem like a rich man, Minato? Who can afford such a luxury like double-ply toilet paper in this economy?

[compendiem]

Only the top 1%. And here I was hoping to finally set sights on such a rarity.

[tarotcards]

I'm sorry that I'm not sugar daddy that you're seeking.

Maybe if I win the lottery or rob a bank.

[compendiem]

You don't have to pay taxes if you rob a bank.

[tarotcards]

True but robbing a bank isn't a one-man job.

Will you be my partner?

[compendiem]

Sure. I need at least $2833, ASAP.

[tarotcards]

That's a lot of money.

Making a big purchase?

[compendiem]

Stocking my freezer full of gelato in preparation for summer.

[tarotcards]

Is your freezer big enough for $2833 amount of gelato?

[compendiem]

...I gave a 20 cubic feet estimate for a quote, but I think that might have been the side of an entire refrigerator and not just the freezer section.

If I eat it fast enough, I think it will work out.

[tarotcards]

Can I help you eat it?

[compendiem]

Actually, yeah, that might work out for the best. If you eat half and I eat half, that should be doable.

[ instead of buying half as much ig ]

[tarotcards]

Sounds good.

When do you need the $2833 by?

[compendiem]

Before Elliot changes his mind.

[tarotcards]

We're getting our gelato from Elliot?

Does he have any weird flavours?

[compendiem]

Yes. And not yet. Help me convince him.

[tarotcards]

I'm already on it.

I got your back, senpai.