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[recollecters]

You know, I think some April Fool's pranks are okay! Like the silly ones they do on websites or the really good natured kind. But I am LESS okay with someone changing the ENTIRE layout of our entire building and giving us treasure maps to go around it which for the record my brother-in-law did and it's a pain!! There's some weird effects coming in from outside this planet at the moment, although they'll mostly miss the city itself. There'll be a localized temporal storm, but it shouldn't be more than a mild irritation. It looks like it's just going to yank some things around and send them on through. I think Maurice is going to call out sick that day, or if I were him I definitely would. Hey, I kind of want a four-leaf clover. I know that's more last month than this month, but still. If you find one, pass it along. Also, I want to do a cutesy April Fools thing, so don't get too mad! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated For the remainder of the day all users will have their userpic replaced with a picture of them dressed as their favorite animal. It's pretty harmless as far as pranks go, and it will change back either at midnight or after trying to change the picture twice, prompting an "Are you sure?" message but no further ill effects. Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain one of this month's freebies! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 5 or more consecutive comments from you with someone new. We define someone new as someone new to the game, or simply someone your character has never tagged before. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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[fiddlestick]

And you'd eat THAT much for summer?

[compendiem]

Summer lasts three months. Souji said he'd eat half too. And I'll need backup for rejections.

[fiddlestick]

[he wants to argue but....it's really not his problem what Minato does with his money.]

Okay...

Souji? He's not going to want weird flavors, is he?

[compendiem]

What flavors do you have? I'll take at least one of everything.

[fiddlestick]

Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry-I could probably make a few others to.

....What do you mean by "one of".

[Do you want 60 cubic feet of gelato Minato]

[compendiem]

Like how the cupcake place has over a hundred flavors, I thought maybe I could get a scoop of each flavor. The process is the same for each, right? Souji and I can provide flavors if it will help cut down the costs.

[fiddlestick]

Well, I was planning to make by the gallon since the order's so huge....but okay. If you guys provide me flavors, I'd be happy to make any type of ice cream.

Though I'll probably won't be able to deliver EVERYTHING at once. I don't have a way to store 20 cubic feet of gelato in my house at once.

[compendiem]

Awesome. You can borrow our freezer.

[tarotcards]

Can you make gelato that tastes just like your coffee? Or your steak?

How about cat food?

[compendiem]

Frozen coffee drops like chocolate chips.

[tarotcards]

I want them to still emit purple smoke and have that sludgy texture, though.

[compendiem]

Hmm. Maybe there's a way to make it coated, or like a boba ball where there's a surprise sludgy gaseous coffee inside with every bite. Elliot can make it happen. I believe in him.

[tarotcards]

I'm in favour of boba balls or something similar to that. I want the sludgy coffee to burst in my mouth with every bite.

We both believe in you, Elliot. Please make our dreams come true.

[fiddlestick]

[Oh sweet jesus]

Uh, I guess I could?

But I'm bumping the price back to 50% so I can replace any gelato maker that break from this.

[compendiem]

That's the warranty's problem, not ours.

[fiddlestick]

I don't think warranties cover magic coffee boba balls. Or rock hard steak.

[compendiem]

It's part of the equipment's designated purpose. It should be fine.

[fiddlestick]

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