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[recollecters]

You know, I think some April Fool's pranks are okay! Like the silly ones they do on websites or the really good natured kind. But I am LESS okay with someone changing the ENTIRE layout of our entire building and giving us treasure maps to go around it which for the record my brother-in-law did and it's a pain!! There's some weird effects coming in from outside this planet at the moment, although they'll mostly miss the city itself. There'll be a localized temporal storm, but it shouldn't be more than a mild irritation. It looks like it's just going to yank some things around and send them on through. I think Maurice is going to call out sick that day, or if I were him I definitely would. Hey, I kind of want a four-leaf clover. I know that's more last month than this month, but still. If you find one, pass it along. Also, I want to do a cutesy April Fools thing, so don't get too mad! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated For the remainder of the day all users will have their userpic replaced with a picture of them dressed as their favorite animal. It's pretty harmless as far as pranks go, and it will change back either at midnight or after trying to change the picture twice, prompting an "Are you sure?" message but no further ill effects. Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain one of this month's freebies! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 5 or more consecutive comments from you with someone new. We define someone new as someone new to the game, or simply someone your character has never tagged before. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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[compendiem]

Would you like to ordain us?

[windeity]

wouldn't i have to be a minister for that?

[compendiem]

You have time.

[windeity]

guess i know what i'm doing over spring break.
where are we going? vegas? a chapel around here? i need to clear my schedule.

[compendiem]

Where we end up depends on how long it takes you. We'll wait for you.

[windeity]

which one of you made this?

[compendiem]

If Dave made this, I think there would be more artifacts and a 70 low.

[windeity]

you have a good point.
the map looks way too bland to be dave's work.
my bad.

[compendiem]

The design's not the important part. It's the road trip. You'll need to upgrade your car.

[windeity]

what's wrong with my car?

[compendiem]

The door. Either you got the car from someone in Washington like that, or someone in Washington bashed in your car. Or your car bashed into them. I didn't ask to clarify.

[windeity]

oh.
my ex-girlfriend.
i just haven't fixed it yet.

[compendiem]

Can I ask to clarify?

[windeity]

um.
she was mad at me and so after we broke up (like the same day) she bashed in my car door trying to get a reaction out of me i guess.
i've never quite understood vic's need to get a rise out of people but there you go.

[compendiem]

She cared enough to be that mad. That's kind of scary. We'll rent a different car instead.

[windeity]

we dated for a long time, so i am not too surprised.
i could also just fix the car? i already told dave that was the plan.

[compendiem]

You don't have to if you don't want to.

[windeity]

it's...i mean i might as well.
i left behind everything else so there is no harm in fixing it now that i can afford to and stuff?
i was saving money for a house but then one kind of fell out of the mailbox so that is that.

[compendiem]

Are you neighbors with the waffle place?

[windeity]

what?
oh because of the mailbox haha.
no i mean i got a ticket for house keys and when i went to find the house i found a two-story house waiting for me in viea village?
so dave and i are moving during spring break i think.

[compendiem]

That's kind of disappointing. I mean, it's cool, but still. Dave mentioned moving. Also something about a clown infestation.

I was wondering what notif I accidentally unstarred hi card my b

[windeity]

he's not wrong.
there are a lot of clowns in that house.
i forgot how much i really hate clowns until this very moment.

[compendiem]

Yeah, clowns are sort of a niche. It's just posters and stuff, right? Are you going to keep them, or can I repurpose them?

[windeity]

paintings, posters, and statues i think.
what would you even repurpose them for?
i mean sure, please take them, i do not want them, but now i am curious.

[compendiem]

Maybe I'll let them stand guard outside my bedroom to keep people away. Like purifying salt for demons, except it's clowns for people.