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[ this is where a "hello" would go. maybe even a "nice to meet you," since he's new to this... thing. unfortunately, he's also a bit lacking in social graces, and that applies just as much to social media, so this is what you get.

sorry. ]

so it turns out the kid who stalked me for several blocks and then told me he knew me in a past life wasn't actually high. who knew?

which is to say i've been formally inducted into this weird reincarnation cult, i guess. i got a really bizarre memory to start me out, too. anyone know Eren Jaeger? because apparently i kicked the shit out of him once. and before any of his friends crawl up my ass about it, it was a means to an end. an end that would have been a lot worse than getting kicked around a bit, from what i understand. chill.

anyway, i have to wonder if anyone had a weirder initiation into this shit than me. i don't want to hear any full superhero origin stories, but if you think you can beat that, do share.

or don't, i really don't care that much.

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You know what, hearing this does make me feel better.

I hope you don't get stepped on in the future by him. It would be an unfortunate way to die.

you and me both. let's hope it's not my destiny to be titan roadkill.

though i'd rather be stepped on than eaten, honestly.

Being instantly crushed is a quick way to die at least.

Can't say the same for being eaten.

I would say that there are no deaths worse than that, but maybe this app will give us a memory that exceeds expectations. More things to potentially look forward to.

that would be a great question to ask the community at large. "what's the worst way to die?" is a great icebreaker.

Truly, nothing brings people together than death.

Maybe I'll recover one of those terrible memories I've been warned about and be able to personally contribute to that discussion.

The bar is set at 'being eaten by a human giant' so far.

i definitely don't want to be the guy who can beat that.