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Akane Kurashiki | Zero Escape (overflow responses below)

[agathism]

[original thread]

for makoto

[agathism]

Akane Kurashiki No problem! I prefer scheduling things ahead of time.
Akane Kurashiki What days in the week work best for you?

[While she likes to come up with and test new recipes whenever she ponders over conspiracy theories. They'll definitely be a good match. Hopefully. As long as she is careful enough to hide her other identity.]

for tatsuma

[agathism]

Akane Kurashiki Did it?

[Give her a moment to take a quick look which will have her freezing in her tracks.]

Akane Kurashiki Yikes! What happened? I didn't sent that.
Akane Kurashiki I only said a movie title.
Akane Kurashiki T̷a̴k̸e̵n̶
Akane Kurashiki Um.....
Akane Kurashiki Better or worse?

[strawberrypunch]

Tatsuma Hiyuu Better

[Sort of.]

Tatsuma Hiyuu Is it the app?

[agathism]

Akane Kurashiki It seems to be.
Akane Kurashiki I don't know how to make fancy text without some type of online generator.
Akane Kurashiki And with how this app is acting up, I don't think it'll be a good idea to visit other pages for the time being.
Akane Kurashiki You haven't encountered other issues like these?

[strawberrypunch]

Tatsuma Hiyuu No

[Not yet, anyway.]

Tatsuma Hiyuu People say this app is weird
Tatsuma Hiyuu Maybe thats why?

[agathism]

Akane Kurashiki It could be.
Akane Kurashiki I don't know of many other applications with as many issues as this one.
Akane Kurashiki And by the mass amount of messages from other users, we aren't the only ones experiencing issues neither.
Akane Kurashiki Um, is this your first day using this too?

[strawberrypunch]

Tatsuma Hiyuu Yes
Tatsuma Hiyuu It downloaded itself

[So, you know. Just a little bit sketchy.]

[agathism]

Akane Kurashiki You too, huh?
Akane Kurashiki That seems to be the same story everyone has been telling.
Akane Kurashiki Have you noticed or heard anything else that makes this even more sketchy?
Akane Kurashiki I have a friend that told me an unbelievable story.
Akane Kurashiki I don't know if anyone else told you this one yet.

[strawberrypunch]

Tatsuma Hiyuu No

[It might help if he were more versed on how these work in general, but he's not, so. He's been fairly clueless for all of this.]

Tatsuma Hiyuu What story?

[agathism]

Akane Kurashiki They told me about the chocobo and horse switch.
Akane Kurashiki Last month, all those who weren't part of this site at the time lost their memory of horses and were replace by chocobos.
Akane Kurashiki Does the word "horse" ring a bell to you?

[strawberrypunch]

Tatsuma Hiyuu Oh
Tatsuma Hiyuu Someone told me about the horses
Tatsuma Hiyuu I remember them now too

[That... Has definitely been the most bizarre part of all of this.]

for jake

[agathism]

[Now that he mentions it...]

Akane Kurashiki Chocobos are definitely all I know.
Akane Kurashiki As much as I'd like to pick your brain, I feel you're right.
Akane Kurashiki How did it happen? Was it explained? It should be impossible, but...

[This is the impossible she expected to find. Well, not really, but it definitely has her excited.]

[potentite]

Jake English Nothing was explained. It was super strange.
Jake English All the horses were just chocobos that day and from then on.
Jake English Even if you google horse you get nothing, like they never existed.
Jake English But everyone who uses this app can remember them.
Jake English It's definitely weird to say the least!

sorry for lateness; last time i tag so late

[agathism]

Akane Kurashiki Yeah, it really does sound impossible.
Akane Kurashiki You'd expect to find this type of thing happening in some kind of tv show or movies or video games.
Akane Kurashiki I wonder how they were able to do any of that.
Akane Kurashiki Did anything else strange happen last month?

for minako

[agathism]

I like to think so!

Of course! I can easily ask for more. I still have family back in my hometown.

[complementing]

omg you're so nice (´▽`ʃƪ) let me bring you something I baked in exchange! if you wouldn't be too weirded out getting food from a stranger, I would understand if you were

[agathism]

No, I don't mind.
I'm kinda used to taste testing my classmate's projects.
I'm a pastry chef in training.
It'd be an honor to help spread the love of baking to as many people as possible.
The world can definitely use more sugary sweets and delicious treats!

[At least, there needs to be more tradition pastry chefs that aren't under the government's agenda in decreasing the population by poisoning the general masses.]

[complementing]

oh that's so awesome! I only do it for fun myself but I love it a lot, I'm glad to meet someone who actually wants to make it their career

for micah

[agathism]

Akane Kurashiki The university accepts most seeds or seedlings for their enviromental science majors.
Akane Kurashiki I brought one of my younger samples with me from home.

[She brought more of her garden with her; believing she could start up a new garden, but...]

Akane Kurashiki It's always great to meet more gardners.
Akane Kurashiki Do you have a garden?

[sparsity]

Micah Tsukuyomi i bet they were happy to get something like that
Micah Tsukuyomi and i don't but i want one
Micah Tsukuyomi where i grew up there was a lot of farmland
Micah Tsukuyomi do you have one?