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[recollecters]

Don't bother the techs. Seriously, don't. I'm not entirely sure what's going on but all I'm getting is that it's the equivalent of being hacked and someone who knows layer theory better than we do is out there screwing things up and tampering with the project. I don't have a really good update for you guys, but bear with us. Please? Zee Carlisle Hiring Manager Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain one of this month's freebies! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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[longwei2go]

i want a refund
no wait

yall already took everything back
cept the shit in my head ofc

i dont know what else you want from me
if someone could fill me in on that
idk
id buy you a drink

[matchbreaker]

Going by the the party line, the reconstruction of whatever world you've remembered before now.

But that's very high-minded when you put it like that.

[longwei2go]

yeah it does
be nice if they gave us an opt-out
wheres the new privacy policy

[matchbreaker]

There isn't one, though there's a public face now.

Have you been on this app before and just came back?

[longwei2go]

twice now
but the last time i was just off for a month
felt more like a bad hangover and not coming out of a coma

[matchbreaker]

No, I imagine...

In any case, what's been going on recently has had a lot to do with these layers, they apparently collapsed last month.

[longwei2go]

layers
what like onions

[ this is no time to meme, Yin. ]

[seeker]

they want us to fix everything that's about to happen this month, so that they can ruin it, apologize to us, and have us fix it again is my guess.
what did they take?

[longwei2go]

so same old shit different month
fantastic

everything they ever sent me in the mail

[seeker]

basically. welcome back?
they did the same thing to me.

[longwei2go]

thanks
i think
same for you i guess
problem is now what
you think theyll give them again or
try to find new shit to surprise us with

[seeker]

i've been told they return, eventually.
there's a waiting game, though.

[longwei2go]

again
great
if they scratch a hair on zweis head i really will drive a forklift into their building

wait is that even a thing anymore
their building
not forklifts

[drizzle]

By taking everything back.
Let me guess.
They haven't returned the surprise mail "gifts" they once gave you while you were still aware of their existence?

[longwei2go]

got it in one
i mean i dont give a shit about the photos or whatever
they aint me
but the arm was nice
and if they left my dog alone i wouldnt even be mad

but they didnt
and im mad

[drizzle]

I don't blame you.
The more I am reading, the more it sounds like we went through a bad break up with them, and they took the best stuff.
I mean, who else steals a dog other than a disgruntle ex?

[But all jokes aside.]

Arm?
The actual thing or a prosthetic?

[longwei2go]

man this is why i dont do relationships
so much baggage

[ ha. hahaha. ha... ]

it was a sweet cyborg arm
that had a shotgun in it

[drizzle]

Hear, hear!

[.....wait.]

A cyborg arm with a build in shotgun?
Man, what a shame, it sounds like you had a better relationship with this place than I did.
So, the arm came with the dog and photos all in one package?

[longwei2go]

think about it
i had to be missing an arm in the first place

but no the dog came in his own mailing tube

[complementing]

oh my god! Yin, you're back!

[longwei2go]

hey lady death
hows it hanging

[complementing]

things could be better, but when isn't that the case? It's good to hear from you again

[longwei2go]

i feel that

yeah same
glad to see some familiar faces around that arent zombies like ive been the past few months
may filled me in on some shit but it still feels unreal even though i was basically
here
just not

[complementing]

it happened to me too, just last month, so I know how you feel

it's like getting another memory, except it's a not-so-past self

[longwei2go]

feels weird man
idk how it even works but then again
who does