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Don't bother the techs.

Seriously, don't. I'm not entirely sure what's going on but all I'm getting is that it's the equivalent of being hacked and someone who knows layer theory better than we do is out there screwing things up and tampering with the project.

I don't have a really good update for you guys, but bear with us. Please?

Zee Carlisle
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what
no

where did you get that from

i'm a superhero

you asked the network to reprogram you dude!!
but hey it’s chill robots can be superheroes too i ain’t getting prejudicial

yeah actually one of my old super friends was a robot
well
cyborg
his name was

cyborg

but we're in a computer simulation not robots there's a difference yo

i dunno what the difference is but it's probably important

wait so this miracle app is a vr session??
we get avatars and shit?

these are our avatars man!!
that's why weird things keep happening to us and we remember stuff and we get crazy changes

they're messing with our cooooooooode

........probably

iunno

like 63% chance

you’re telling at me
the lord did the will of all wicked brothers and bitches and made our lives a vr
and we be our own avatars
holy fucking shit dude
it’s a miracle

no dude!!
i'm telling atcha
we can be the lord of our own wills and make our lives a better vr

fight for the right to have a dragonfire breathing avatar!!!

aight lil dude back that shit up i only got one lord my will belonging to and that ain’t gonna change
but i will level up and get me a nasty clown avatar :o)

uh
ok

are you like

a religious fanatic

also what why

i’m christian

and cuz i dig clowns like holes bro!!
that or sugar skulls, the shit be my ultimate jam what about you

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ok sure why not you do you

i like dinosaurs
and dragons
but like you know

giant scaly things

that’s my life code ;o)

ayyy lord of the jurassic park!!! that’s so hellish man, nice
like uhh hellish in a completely raw and thrilling as fuck way, not hellish like eternal hell
like i could kick my own socks off with how rad your avatar’s gonna be
hash out your sicknasty game name bro i wanna get mind blown

naw i gotcha fam

hella's kinda norcal but it's not like i've never heard it before

ok so imagine this

me, 'cept i'm a t rex
the city, 'cept it's a total warzone every man for himself rise up against the system!!
jetpacks
jetpacks on the t rex

jetpacks on the t rex in a fighter jet shooting down AI virus bombs and like, that dude from the Matrox with the sunglasses

:oOOO

[ no fucking way. it takes a little while to respond to gar again, but when he does— it’s a snapshot of a piece of half crumbled paper, but on it . . . are gar’s word’s given life through pen sketch: a pretty fantastic looking t-rex, with jet packs, in a fighter jet, shooting down ai virus bombs and the dude from the matrox, with the sunglasses.

it looks like it came out of marvel. he just needed to draw this. ]

bro
can i ink this on the next empty wall i find??

dude
dude you're like
picasso man

this is like all my dreams
all of them

mad respect yo

ink it everywhere
ink it on my face

that’s an important motherfucker, dude. i can just up and cry with all this teary eyed gratitude and fuck my face paint up with streaks of “motherfuckin bless you”.
shits about to go down like
a dropped burrito
cuz i can get that done if you really want man just come over to the parlor

[ location ping!!! google calls it “mad tats” ]

oh!

[...]

yeah sorry dude i'm fifteen and my parents would probably put me in an early grave
although i already look pretty freaky anyway so
not like it would make that much of a difference

do you own that is that yours

aw damn you’re a little dude!! don’t worry you only got three years on the timeline before you’re free :o) and you can always get em with their permission. uhhh, the place ain’t mine? like i work there and all, wish i can go with what your mighty teen heart be desiring like mad cravings but those be the rules :o(

and hey no freak cards here
we’re all freaks in this world and you’re beautiful

i'm not little
everyone else is just old
society's just trying to keep me down 'cause of my age man but i'm not gonna let 'em control me that easy!!!!

yeah that's right sometimes i don't look both ways 'fore i cross the street how 'bout that

[...]

oh but uh
thanks
.......wow that's actually the first time i've ever heard that

wait what?
:o(
oh fuck i’m god damn fixing that pothole
you’re beautiful dude

thanks
...that's good though you don't gotta say it more

my mom always said i was handsome but weirdly she hasn't commented on how i look at all ever since i turned green

oh well

aight

you turned green??

Edited 2018-06-08 23:57 (UTC)

isn't it in my profile pic yet
maybe it's still set on me from six months ago

whatevs yeah i got a dye job

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