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[recollecters]

Don't bother the techs. Seriously, don't. I'm not entirely sure what's going on but all I'm getting is that it's the equivalent of being hacked and someone who knows layer theory better than we do is out there screwing things up and tampering with the project. I don't have a really good update for you guys, but bear with us. Please? Zee Carlisle Hiring Manager Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain one of this month's freebies! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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[lienhearts]

To eat other people

[thebeastwithout]

absolutely





wait no that wasn't the point

you don't have to eat them anyway you can just like lick them a little bit right

[lienhearts]

You're coming up with a lot of lore for this hypothetical situation

[thebeastwithout]

you gotta be ready for anything man
this is retrospec we're talking about here

they can do whatever they want

when we're all slimes we're gonna have to fuse together to try and become a king slime so we can still fight retrospec

[lienhearts]

That will just give them more EXP if they defeat us

We'd only be creating an even more powerful retrospec

[thebeastwithout]

wow way to be an optimist
they're not gonna defeat us
we're gonna take this all the way

final boss beatdown

[lienhearts]

But then we'd all be stuck as slimes forever

[thebeastwithout]

when they're gone we'll just rearrange the world so it's all back to the way it should be

no worries

[lienhearts]

As slimes

Can slimes even do things besides bounce around?

[thebeastwithout]

you gotta believe in yourself man
besides i just told you that we can fuse into a king slime
we'll probably figure out hands eventually

[lienhearts]

Before or after trying to eat each other?

[thebeastwithout]

after
it's survival of the fittest
only the best slimes will make it to the end

[lienhearts]

And then it's eat or be eaten?

[thebeastwithout]

no then we fight retrospec and we fix the world!
i feel like you're not paying attention to my plans here
you wouldn't last long when you're a slime

[lienhearts]

Not really

Chances of it happening seem pretty low

[thebeastwithout]

well you'd better stick with me then
i've got this all figured out

i've also got like, every other scenario that could happen figured out

as long as it's a scenario that happened in a video game i've played before

[lienhearts]

Suddenly we are all turned into fighting frogs