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[recollecters]

Don't bother the techs. Seriously, don't. I'm not entirely sure what's going on but all I'm getting is that it's the equivalent of being hacked and someone who knows layer theory better than we do is out there screwing things up and tampering with the project. I don't have a really good update for you guys, but bear with us. Please? Zee Carlisle Hiring Manager Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain one of this month's freebies! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[heroofdreams]

Lol, okay, then this one:

If your enemy wrongs you, buy each of their children a drum.

[thebeastwithout]

uhhh...

huh, k i don't really get that one
also most a' my enemies are children

is zee my enemy? maybe he's got a kid

[heroofdreams]

LOL! What did you do to the kids, Eon? Do I even want to ask? And he might have a kid, who knows.

Next one: Eat a small frog in the morning, it will be the worst thing you do all day.

[thebeastwithout]

no dude i'm a kid so most people i know are kids
wait no i said i was an adult earlier

i'm a very adult kid

but bro
i'm starting to think you're not as wise as i was hoping

who wants to eat frogs!!

[heroofdreams]

Well, I mean, there's fried frogs legs.

But I think you're missing the point, lol. Most people DON'T want to eat a frog. So if you swallowed one the rest of your day would be better thaan that.

[thebeastwithout]

i feel like if we're taking 'eating frogs' as like, a low-point, most of my other low-points wouldn't be anywhere near as low

anyway i'm not eating anything i can turn into

that's gross

[heroofdreams]

Wait, you can turn into a frog???

Were you the Frog Prince in your previous life?

[thebeastwithout]

funny you bring that up 'cause i just tried to get someone to kiss me but

nah man

i'm a superhero i turn into stuff

also i'm a vegetarian
but i was a vegetarian before i was a superhero

it's complicated

[heroofdreams]

((OOC: Continued here))