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Don't bother the techs.

Seriously, don't. I'm not entirely sure what's going on but all I'm getting is that it's the equivalent of being hacked and someone who knows layer theory better than we do is out there screwing things up and tampering with the project.

I don't have a really good update for you guys, but bear with us. Please?

Zee Carlisle
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Long as you're chill about it, no offense taken. It ain't for everyone.

Just the cool kids.

hey i'm cool!
i can still be cool
i haven't kissed anyone before so i can still do that if i want

.......wait why did i say that

uhhhhh don't ever tell anyone i've kissed so many chicks wow let's change the topic hey how about those steelers

Ha, holy shit.

Just be honest about it. If you're ever in a situation where kissing might happen, girls can tell immediately if a dude was lying.

no!!! i've kissed so many girls! they're lining up for it i'm so pro sometimes i practice in the mirror wait no i didn't meant that either aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Dog, literally nobody cares how many people you've kissed. I didn't kiss a girl until I was like 19, if that makes you freak out less.

i care how many people i've kissed

ok you still can't tell anyone we ever had this conversation but fine

so what you're saying is that i gotta do it in the next four years or i'm doomed for life right

Nah, I'm doomed for life for unrelated reasons. You have however much time it takes to find someone you want to kiss and then do it.

Bad time to remind you that this is public? You're kind of telling everyone.

look no one reads this deep into the nested comments
it's fine
i'll just delete these all later

is there a delete function

why isn't there a delete function

this app is the worst

why are you doomed for life you already got your kiss

Lots of reasons. This might come as a surprise to you, but there's other things in this world besides kissing cute girls.

I know. Let it sink in. Take your time.

uhhhhh
yeah there's...
video games
and superhero stuff

that's pretty much it right?

Yeah, that's it, those are the three things. I have a chronic superhero deficiency and that's what I'm doomed about.

oh no
don't worry man
i've been scouting out ways that i can use my superpowers to help out around here

you can come hang out with me if you want

I think I'll pass. I've gone 26 years without superheroes. I can go another however many I've got.

awwww

you should always take the time to help change your life for the better
i bet you'll like it

One of my friends is probably some kind of superhero. I'm full up, actually. Don't need more than one.

Besides, I thought you were a great leader and a hilarious comedian and an economics student. Didn't think you would have time to fit superhero into your schedule.

superheroes always come in teams, man
that's how it's always been
you can't just have one you gotta get the whole package deal

like me
i'm the package deal
that's why i can be all of those things perfectly all at the same time

Package deal, huh?

You keep the receipt?

i dunno what that means but you can't return an item you've already opened, man

and you've already accepted me as your leader so

too late

I can think of about six different ways I outrank you, kid. Only one you've got on me is tenure on the app. Find some other superheroes your age to lead. I hear Kara's got a kid sister.

no kara's got a big sister

....oh wait that's who you're talking about

yeah we're already gonna start a team. it's gonna be amazing and we're gonna save the world and you should be totally honored i'm letting you in on it

I already live in glorified college dorms. It'll get way creepier if I hang out around people any younger than that. Thanks, but I'll pass.

Good on you for the initiative, though.

aight
i guess it's your loss

actually i'm not totally sure what conversation we just had or what i was offering but i think it's your loss

catch ya later for our next nonsense conversation

unless you decided you wanna do my econ homework

Always a pleasure, you fuckin' king of the nerds.

taking that as a compliment!!!!!

bye

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