retrospec | text | with regards to the lie of yuri's angels (dated morning march 10th)

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text | with regards to the lie of yuri's angels (dated morning march 10th)

Two questions for Beta Squad.

Have you had Retrospec deliver anything to you that didn't feel like it was yours?
Has anyone tried returning things to Retrospec?

For the record, if you received anything that had a tag of Yuri's Angels attached, no, I didn't send it, no, I don't want it, no, I'm not a spy, no, I don't have a fanclub, no, it isn't a freaking religious affiliation and no, I don't have a secret admirer at Retrospec anymore than I have an explanation for why this happened.

Anyone who feels like trying a return lmk.

Edit: Anyone else named Yuri please contact me ASAP, tyvm.

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all that denial doesn't look suspicious at all

oh for fucks sake

yes you're right. i am actually a spy sent by Retrospec who was installed here over a year before we rolled live. my cover as a dancer is flawless. that i'm fucking fantastic is incidental i'm just a natural talent that's not years of practice and devotion. i sent out plushies with the coordinated assistance of my in-house fan-club, who believe my amazing spy talents and also spontaneous dancing ability is pretty cool. you can find the shrine to me at the corner of market and 3rd, all donations are appreciated, addressed to "our lord and saviour Yura." you can even be third tier follower if you sign up now for the starting rate of shut-the-hell-up and be-serious-for-five-minutes-goddammit.